Hazbin Hotel X Reader [On Hold]

Dirty mind? [Bonus Chapter]

This is one is created by me, I just had this idea and now I'm doin' it!!

I'm immediately regretting this-

"Fucking hell Angel" Y/N groaned in pain, their voice was slightly muffled due to the two being in a room

"Stop moving! It's going to hurt more!" Angel yelled

Vaggie and Charlie looked at each other with a weird look, Husk looked very disgusted, Nifty looked around very confused, and Alastor questionably smiled

"Well fuck you! You're the one who keeps poking at it! Ow!" Y/N yelled back

Angel scoffed

"Toots, you have to be less tense if I'm able to get it out" Angel sighed, Y/N whined

"Just get it out!" They exclaimed

Vaggie, Charlie, Husk, and Alastor all blushed besides Nifty which was understandable considering she was a child

"ANGEL!" Y/N squealed

Vaggie growled and stood up

"That's it, I'm done" She angrily said and stomped over to the room they were in

The rest of the demons followed and watched as Vaggie aggressively knocked on the door

"Open up you two!" She yelled

Angel and Y/N groaned, Angel opened the door

"What? We're trying to do something" Angel sighed

"Having sex isn't something to share!" Vaggie yelled, she heavily blushed along with Charlie

Alastor lazily smiled, not really caring. Husk groaned in disgust then walked away, drinking his booze and Nifty followed, not knowing the situation at hand

"Se- What?" Y/N asked, Vaggie and Charlie looked at them and saw Y/N holding their finger

Angel had a pair of tweezers in one hand and a bandaid in another, his second pair of hands were on his hips

"Wait..What's going on?" Charlie shyly asked, Alastor laughed then sighed before walking away

"Y/N got a splinter and I'm trying to get it out but it hurts them" Angel replied with sass

Vaggie and Charlie face palmed, seeming very ashamed and embarrassed

"Fuck you" Y/N muttered then cringed at their finger, Angel laughed

"So...You weren't..." Vaggie stuttered, Angel questionably looked at the two then blushed a dark red with a surprised look

(If you're a Male)

"Their ass couldn't handle me! Why would you think that?" Angel confidently said, Y/N gasped

"Excuse you, my nice ass is better then your small dick! Thank you!" Y/N replied with the same amount of confidence

The two began arguing but they eventually got the splinter out, Vaggie and Charlie sighed then walked away

(If you're a female)

"They're to much of a pussy to do 'it' with me!" Angel exclaimed, he was embarrassed

"Excuse me! I'm not a pussy to do anything with you! Your dick is to small anyways!" Y/N yelled, they were also very embarrassed but the two continued to argue

Angel eventually, took the splinter out but they continue their small argument. Vaggie and Charlie sighed then walked away

Did I get ya'? Yeah I know that it kinda runs it by continuing with it but I still like it

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