Hazbin Hotel X Reader [On Hold]

Pilot part 2

D/N-Demon Name

Y/N's POV:

Ever so causally, I drank my whiskey every so often getting cat called and wolf whistles

I watched T.V but got interrupted by the "666 News"

"Boo!!" I exclaimed making everyone hiss, growl, or yell at me

No One's POV:

666 News

"Good afternoon! I'm Katie Killjoy!"

"And I'm Tom Trench. Chaos in at pentagram city today is a turf war is raging on the west side. Between notable Kingpins Serpentius and self proclaimed, spunky powerhouse: Cherrybomb" Tom explained

"That's right Tom, after the recent extermination, many areas are actually up for grabs!" Katie said then sharpened her claws

"Demons all over hell are already duking it out to gain new territory" Katie explained, it showed Cherrybomb and Serpentius fighting along with his minions

"Those two seem to be really going at it!" Tom commented

It showed Cherrybomb cracking open an egg, spilling it's insides, putting a grenade inside, then throwing at Serpentius causing it to blow up

"Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail for that hotspot!" Katie smiled before getting an actual tooth and nail in hand, she then ate it

"And I'd sure like to nail her hotspot" Tom flirtatiously said, nudging his shoulders to Chereybomb then laughing

"You sure are a lip dick, jackass Tom" Katie innocently smiled

Tom, looking proud, also smiled

"Or should I say...No dick" Katie innocently said again, before grabbing hot coffee and pouring it on Tom's crotch

Tom held his private in pain, he groaned and silently said

"Not again" As if Katie has done this multiple times before

"Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of hell's own head haunt show! Who's here to discuss her brand new passion project

All that and more, after the break!" Katie said, gritting her teeth in anger, she then broke a mug

Tom whined and groaned throughout Katie's words, Tom was still in pain

"Suck it up you little bit-" Katie aggressively said to Tom before the camera crew set the news off air

Y/N's POV:

I laughed, historically

"This sad, pathetic, shit of a news channel never gets old" I chuckled then wiped an imaginary tear

I sighed, threw the bartender my money then walked out of the bar. Immediately, I saw Cherrybomb

I was beginning to wonder if I should join their little war. Angel and I have been clean for two weeks. Ugh with Angel being a pornstar and me being insane, it's been hard to do something fun around here!

I boredly looked around the small land, broken shit everywhere but why should I care? I only want to do what I want but no!

Cherrybomb and what's-his-name still threw bombs and attacked each other

"Whohoo!! Go Cherrybomb!!!" I yelled to her, she grinned at me then proceeded to throw bombs

"Hey! N/N, join me?" Cherry asked, it was so tempting...Maybe a little pain wouldn't hurt