Hazbin Hotel X Reader [On Hold]

Random shit! [Bonus Chapter]

"Perhaps you can get me out of here before Angel gets back, I have something I want to...Show you" Alastor said, his voice getting flirtatious

You blushed and angrily growled at him

"HEY I MADE PANKCAKES!" Angel happily yelled from out the room

"Quiet you!" Alastor sighed

"Aw shit! FUCK!" Angel cried as smoke emerged from the pancakes

"I'm attempting to do the flirt thing!" Alastor said, he pointed at you and slightly blushed

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"I'm the goodest dear boy" Alastor said, he pointed to his horns that looked like antlers

"What the fuck is wrong with you? What happened?" Y/N asked, they knew Alastor was trying to flirt with them but they also found this situation very strange

"Shut your mouth" Alastor angrily said

"Oh there you are, where'd you fucking go?" Y/N smiled with their hands crossed

"Uh, I believe I had a stroke" Alastor replied and smiled

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"Hey Angel! Y/N! I have a question for you two" Alastor said as he walked to the two demons

"Oh and what question do you have? Is it about my buff size?" Angel asked

"Haha!! No." Alastor laughed, Angel said 'Aww' when that wasn't Alastor's question

"What Alastor?" Y/N replied with a sigh

"If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, does that mean they're Resisting A Rest?" Alastor joked, Y/N shook their head and began chuckling

"Uh..I-Uh...I guess" Angel stuttered, very confused

"Haha!! Let's have sex" Alastor, very quickly, said

Angel and Y/N both blushed red, Chalrie and Vaggie laughed because they were watching the whole thing

"YOU WOULD LITERALLY NEVER SAY THIS!" They simultaneously exclaimed, their blush spreads throughout their face

"Imposter!" Husk yelled then threw a bottle at him

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(This is the original video. Sorry for putting it right here, I don't know how to add more stuff at the top)

"Say in a sensual voice.....This.." Charlie said then handed Alastor a fan letter

"Oh dear..Oh dear...Alright" Alastor said then cleared his throat

"Y/N, we're sorry" Charlie muttered and Alastor nodded

"Come here darling and let daddy show you how it's done~" Alastor said, sensually

Charlie and Y/N laughed and looked very creeped out. Despite it, Y/N blushed and Alastor seemed very ashamed of himself

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Charlie sat in a room, writing in a journal until:

"Oh Charlie!! I'm respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your business partner by coming in anyway!" Alastor yelled from outside of the room

Charlie quickly put her things away, she threw the pencil, and then threw her journal in a draw. Alastor was heard running into the door and slamming it open

Alastor was carrying Angel like a battering ram, Alastor smiled widely while Angel looked very upset and hurt

"Fuck!" Y/N exclaimed as they marched over to them

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