Today is 22 November. AKA, Natasha Fucking Romanoff's birthday.
And the thing is, Nat never told anyone before. Only Clint.
But, Tony might or might no have hacked into some stuff, and found out that her birthday was on 22 November.
So of course, being Tony and all, he threw a party.
That Natasha didn't know about.
That the rest of the Avengers + Pepper + May knew about.
And Peter. Peter was really excited.
He wanted his мама паук to have the best birthday ever.
He wanted to give Nat something.
He just doesn't know what.
Clint bought Nat an arrow necklace, Nat had once said she loved it, but she didn't buy it, so Clint did.
Tony knew Nat loved ballet, and because the Compound didn't have a dance studio, he made one for Nat.
Bucky bought Nat some ballet shoes. He often dance with Nat to relive stress, and he knew her shoes were becoming small.
The rest of the Avengers all had something that Nat will probably like.
All except Peter.
What can I get. What can I get. What can I get. What can I get. Help.
In the end, he just made a card that said 'Happy Birthday Mama Spider'. He wasn't happy about it, but he had no time to get a present. The card was black and written in red, and Peter had added some permanent webs to the card as decoration. That was all.
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Nothing much, but it had to do. --- Natasha was very surprised with Tony's party, but also extremely touched. She definitely loved all he gifts, making Peter nervous. His definitely was the worse. I mean, just a card? The Avengers had all given something fancy, but him, nerdy Peter Parker, just gave a card.
He took a deep breath.
"Happy Birthday Mama Spider. I'm sorry I didn't get you anything."
He hung his head as he gave her the card.
Natasha was silent for a moment.
Peter was sure Nat was gonna do something scary.
But no.
Natasha hugged Peter tightly.
"It's okay, baby spider. Being my baby spider is good enough, you don't have to get anything for me, okay? Your presence is good enough."
"Thank you Mama Spider." His voice was muffled. "I love you."
"I love you too." Natasha whispered back. "Baby Spider."
In the end, a Natasha adopted Peter. And dated Pepper. So Peter has two scary Moms now. Plus a scary Aunt.
