"Hey, Mr Stark!" Peter said, entering the living room.
"Hey, Peter. The X-Avengers are coming back today okay?" Tony knew that Peter was still slightly mad at Cap. Thankfully, Peter just nodded. "Yeah sure. Am I going to tell them about Spider-man?"
"That's up to you. But you're going as my intern. Kay?"
Peter nodded again.
The X-Avengers soon arrived.
And upon seeing Tony lounging with Peter, Clint gasped.
"Tony! Why didn't you tell me you had a son?"
Tony was surprised. "No no no, Peter's my intern. Not my son."
Clint scoffed. "Nonsense. You two look so alike, plus, my Dadar is tingling."
"Dadar?"
"Dad Radar. Something like gaydar but for Dads."
Tony sighed. "Look, you go-"
"So now, you can join the Dad club with me and Scott!" Clint cheered, completely ignoring Tony's protest.
Then Tony got the best idea ever.
He sighed dramatically. "Yeah yeah. You're right. Peter is my son. Happy?"
Literally everyone in the room looked shocked. Even Natasha had a tint of surprise on her face. Clint looked proud.
And Peter.
Peter was speechless.
Aren't I the intern? Not the son?
Tony glanced at Peter, and gave the look that said, play along.
So Peter did.
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"How about we prank the Avengers? They think I'm your son, so let's see how long it takes for them to realise." Tony suggested when they were alone.
Peter thought about it. To be honest, he really liked it. So he agreed.
"Can I call Pepper Mom, if I call you Dad?" Peter asked innocently.
"You're calling me Dad?"
Peter nodded. "I mean, what type of son calls their own father Mr Stark?"
"You're suppose to call me Tony." Tony remarked dryly. "But sure. Call me Dad in front of the Avengers. You'll have to ask Pep about the Mom thing though. I'll let her in. And Rhodey. Your uncle Rhodey. Good?"
Peter nodded enthusiastically. "This is probably the best thing that's gonna happen to me. I mean, what teen gets to prank the Avengers? I mean, it's the Avengers!! The AVENGERS!"
And Peter went on full out fanboying.
There's going to be a Part 2. And maybe a part 3.
