Patton: Happy birthday Logan!
Logan: Let me contemplate my existence in my room. Alone.
Patton: I got you a gift! You'll love it!
Logan: A gift? *whips head around in shock* what is it?
Patton: *smooch*
Patton: There you go!
Logan: .......You do this every year yet it shocks me every time.
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