Patton: Why am I not a banana?
Logan: Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50-60% of your DNA with a banana.
Patton: Woah, thanks, Logan.
Roman: Are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people?

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