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Virgil: So I took Roman to watch Hamilton......

Virgil: And.....

Virgil: He. Won't. Shut. UP!

Roman: *bursting into the room* I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT! I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT! HEY YO I'M JUST LIKE MY COUNTRY AND I'M NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT!

Virgil: SHUUUUT UUUUP! IT'S BEEN THREE WEEKS!

A day later

Virgil: *grabs Roman's shirt* If you don't stop singing Hamilton.... I WILL kiss you!

Roman: And suddenly I'm helpless....

Virgil: *forcefully kisses Roman*

(Roman is me except for the fact that I will die alone.)

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