Arg! What if Remnant's waters were controlled by 4 dumb idiots!? That's right, Oliver, Ry, Blitz, and Taffeta are the captains of the sea! Join team ORBT and a certain girl will get a Yuri harem!
Blonde Faunus: "Cause you all look cool! Especially my look alike!"
Oliver: "Great! Another Me! Note that damn sarcasm!"
Blitz: "Noted."
Taffeta: "Oh shi- JUMP!"
Everyone jumps off a building which makes them jump into the river below. Thing is, eh may be freaking pirates. BUT OLIVER, RY, BLITZ, AND TAFFETA CANNOT SWIM DAMNIT! Sun uses his staff and tail to get everyone in one place. He, instead, uses his arms to carry the brunette to the shore.
Sun: "Oum! You all can't swim but you're PIRATES!?"
Ry: "Well, we just hate water... Mostly Oliver. But Taff can handle but if things get rough in the blue seas, she can't swim that much. And that's because this river is raging."
Sun: "Oh. Anyway, do you know the way to Vale!?"
Oliver: "Bruh, your IN Vale."
Sun: "Oof, okay... Anyway, call me Taff!"
Sun runs away and jumps from tree to tree. Everyone sweat drops as a note falls in Taffeta's Palm. It's Suns number. Everyone's eye twitches. Ry uses his tail to help grab some items.Taffeta gets her leather bag and Blitz gets his bow and quiver. Oliver and Ry get their weapons as Taffeta sets out a map. They aren't looking for treasure, they're looking for more treasure.
Taffeta hears sirens, oh shit. They all run into the hills and jump into some tree's. Ry uses his Faunus ability to blend in, Taffeta hides under some logs, Oliver hides in the leaves, and Blitz is in a tree, waiting for a arrow in someone's chest. A twig snaps, everyone gets out of their hiding spots with their weapons ready... To only see and innocent looking bunny...
Blitz: "Just a critter. Go on, shoo!" The bunny hops away.
Ry(ears twitch): "Wait..." (Looks around), "We're not alone..."
Oliver: "What do you mean?"
Taffeta: "Um... Guys...?"
Everyone turns to see a woman with blonde hair and Emerald eyes.
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Ry: "Best time to run."
They're frozen. The blonde woman speaks.
Blonde Lady: "Why are you here? And why do you looks so familiar!?"
Oliver: "Um... I'm Oliver... That's Ry, this is Blitz, and the lovely captain, Taffeta..."
Taffeta: "I wouldn't say lovely if I were you..."
Blonde Lady: "You're all placed under arrest, for violating, loitering, and damaging public property."
They all look at each other.
All: "Crud..."
Time skip
Taffeta: "Listen lady, it was them! I'm far too innocent looking to do a thing😊"
Glynda: "I saw the security footage😒"
Taffeta: *slumps into her seat*
Oliver: "😑 why didn't you put us in jail yet?"
Glynda: "👌, I'll tell you. First, someone wants to meet you. And Second, if I do, they'll want me to watch you."
Blitz: "😔 I'm sorry for our doings. If I could bring back time, I would end our wronging past..."
Glynda: "Seem like there's only ONE respectful person in this room."
Taffeta: "SAY THAT TO MY FACE, BITC-"
REBOOT NOISE
Glynda: "Seems like there's only ONE respectful person in this room."
Taffeta: *stomach growling* "Oh, shiz crackers!"
All but Blitz: *waves flag in air* "C'mon lady, if we don't get that treasure soon, we'll all starve to death..."
Glynda hears whimpering, she looks at Taffeta... DOING HER FREAKING PUPPY EYES! Glynda feels bad, she was about to say something but the door opens...
