Port: "LETS GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"Oobleck: "Ah, yeah! Welcome to the Vytal Festival. Blah blah blah, we have team ORBT of Beacon vs team MARK Of Shade. And uh..."
Port: "Taffeta isn't giving anyone mercy...."
The screen shows Taffeta, Oliver, Ry, and Blitz literally sitting on the floor well, except Taffeta. She's dominating everyone....
Taffeta: "YOU WON'T LEAVE HERE ALIVE, BISH!!!!" She screams as she throws Mark out... She then yeets Aron into a tree, Rin into the floor, and Kacey into an outhouse...
Blitz: "Why is she younger and shorter but stronger...?" He asks with a slight shiver.
Ry: "I don't know.... She is just like Todaya...."
Oliver: "Hey, at least she's kicking butt...."
Taffeta: "COME HERE, CRICKET!!!!" She shouts and drags Mark, him screaming lol, and chucks him out the ring thingy.
Port: "And Mark is down into the red!"
Aron: "I'm the best huntsman in Shade!"
Taffeta: "Ima end this mans whole career..." She says as she smacks his face as he goes in the red.
Kacey: "Dang it! Rin, we need to gan- OHMYGOD!!!!" Taffeta is seen with a log above her head and crushes both girls as she giggles like a crackhead...
Oobleck: "Can someone PLEASE check if Rin and Kacey are Okay?"
Port: "Aha! Taffeta never backs down from a fight... Wait... What's she doing? Who are these folks?!"
Two figures are seen jumping into the ring thing....
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Pirate or Not (RWBY Yuri Harem) DISCONTINUED
AdventureArg! What if Remnant's waters were controlled by 4 dumb idiots!? That's right, Oliver, Ry, Blitz, and Taffeta are the captains of the sea! Join team ORBT and a certain girl will get a Yuri harem!