Pirate or Not (RWBY Yuri Harem) DISCONTINUED

Chapter 5: Fanboys and Girls are Scary!

Taffeta: "Oi! What's up Ozzy!?"

Ozpin: *agitated sigh* "Taffeta, please knock when you come in! Oum. What are you doing here late in the night?"

Taffeta: "Oh yea... Ya know what? I forgot. Bye-bye!"

Ozpin: "That girl is so dense that if you throw a rock at her, she'll just shrug it off, Glynda..."

Glynda: "Agreed... Wait, was she in her pj's?"

Ozpin: "wot?"

With cold mc booty

Taffeta: "Da da... Ba da.. Bad bad ba! Dang ya'll to heck! Da da... Da da! Ba dump ba dump!" Taffeta then feels a sudden force as she realized she was pushed to the floor. "OOF!"

???: "Move it!"

Taffeta's brown eyes meet with blue eyes as the male has some friends behind him.

Taffeta: "Actually, no I won't!" She says as she smiles proudly, showing off her dimples.

The funny thing is, the males are wearing onesies which made Taffeta do her cute ass giggles. She looked much more mature. Actually, she's wearing red plaid pants, white shirt(the thingy that those weird girly girls wear to make themselves attractive), and no SOCKS ON!? WHAT THE HELL!! THIS IS A DISASTER!!!

Cardin: "Oh~ Sorry about that! Did you want to go this way?" He says taking in her looks. "I'm Cardin, leader of tea, CDRL. And, I easily beat JNPR's Pyyrha Nikos and Yang Xiao Long."

Taffeta: "Hmm... Yes I did! Thank you!" She keeps up her gummy smile. "And I'm Taffeta Sparrow. That's also kind of impressive!"

As Taffeta leaves, Cardin can't help but swoon for the other brunette. His teammates had to slap him to snap to reality.

With Mc Booty Again, next moooooornin

Taffeta: *Angry taffeta noises*

Blitz: "Ugh! Quit acting like a child! We need to go through this!"

Taffeta: "This is just insulting! Does he not think we're strong enough for those monsters!?"

Ry: "I agree! That's unbelievably insulting!"

Oliver: "Guys... Please stop fighting!"

Blitz: "Taffeta. Don't. Pout."

Taffeta: "Your not my dad!"

Blitz: "Well he trusts me!" (I'm going to make Blitz the eldest(25), because he acts like the dad)

Taffeta(child voice): "YOUR NOT MY DAD!"

Reboot Noise

Taffeta: "Ugh!"

Blitz: "Ha... I give up. Taffeta. You don't need to cover your eye with your hair. Here, I got you this." Taffeta looks at it.

Taffeta removes her hair as everyone caught a glimpse of her new eye color.

She puts it on as everyone admires it. Blitz finally smiles now. He then opens his mouth then closes it while shaking his head. He chuckles a little as some guys and even girls try to flirt with her. She shrugs it off like its nothing and walks away.

Oliver(sniffle): "I... I thought I had more fangirls in this crew... ;-;"

Ry: "Oum... Now we know why Taff doesn't go into Wally World aka Walmart..."

Blitz: "Hey, at least she doesn't know... Right? Besides, they're all 4 years younger than h-... Wait a minute..."

Oliver(wipes tear away): "What is it?"

Blitz: "How the hell is she Caption when she's the youngest!?"

Ry: *shrugs*

Oliver: "No... Answer."

Taffeta: "AGH!"

I imagine this sound when Charlie Brown tries to kick the football but Lucy kicks it away! Lmao

Blitz: "Hurry!"

With Cutie Mc Booty

Taffeta: "Uhhh..."

Random Fangirl: "CANIHAVEYOURAUTOGRAPH!?"

Random Fanboy: "GETOUTTAHERE,ISAWHERFIRST!"

???: "Leave her alone, this instant!"

The first years and Taffeta look to see a girl with red hair and warm Emerald eyes. She's in Roman like armor and a girl, that's visibly shorter than her, with white hair and blue, icy, cold (haha) eyes. It was fairly obvious that the shorter girl yelled that out loud, considering that only Schnee's where the loudest EVER.

Taffeta only waves awkwardly as everyone clears out. The redhead, the one who is enthusiastic, waves back.