🤪Russia is drunk af and is trying to kill you, what do you do🤪

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♈️Aries- He didn't try to kill you, instead, he tried to climb you even tho you're ten times shorter then him

♉️Taurus- You just start running

♊️Gemini- You stabbed him

♋️ Cancer- You almost killed him

♌️ Leo- Almost killed you

♍️ Virgo- You blocked the door so he couldn't enter the room

♎️ Libra- You threw bowls at him

♏️ Scorpio- He was too scared to approach you

♐️ Sagittarius- You started throwing books at him

♑️Capricorn- You smacked time across the head with a bat

♒️ Aquarius- You hit him across the head with a broken wine glass

♓️ Pisces- You started kicking him

Hiii uhhh
I know I've been dead and I'm sorry but thanks for 70k reads ❤︎

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