Mario & Luigi VS The Zombie Apocalypse [discontinued]

Portal

Oh boy. This will be a lot. I won't even try to write as an Italian because I can't speak it correctly and let's say that The Bros are average height. Let's get on with the warnings before I feel whatever it is that's draining from me completely leave the coop.

WARNING: THIS STORY MAY CONTAIN THE FOLLOWING!!!

-blood

-violence

-bullying

-bad mouth

-and other things that might get me in trouble with the parents of children

If you're okay with this and you won't let your parents see what will happen, then enjoy the story, fellow fan of Mario Bros!

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Mario and Luigi were panting as they walked through Bowser's castle. It was the same method as usual, but there were MANY enemies and LITTLE powerups for the boys to use.

"Mar-Mario," said Luigi as he took out his hammer and rested on it as he panted. "Tell me... that was... the last... of them... please..."

"I... hope so," Mario replied as he got on his knees and sat in the form of a W. "If the princess... wants to reward us... forget the cake... We need a nap..."

"And maybe a massage?..."

"Oh yeah... Mushroom Kingdom's finest leg massage, please..."

They were mostly joking about the massage, but they weren't kidding about the nap. After they get Princess Peach home and maybe after some cake, they planned on becoming one with their beds. You would too if you had to go through ten castles filled to the brim with goombas, koopas, boos, and whatnot.

They made it to the final room in Bowser's castle when they heard something out of the ordinary.

"Don't worry, princess," said Bowser. "It'll take The Mario Bros a while to get here. We should be able to get to dessert this time."

Princess Peach giggled in response which shocked the boys. They shared confused looks as they kept listening to their conversation. They heard that Kamek was on vacation, but they were going to lie about him putting Princess Peach under a spell. When there was a kiss, that's when they got out their hammers.

"On the count of three," whispered Mario. Luigi nodded as he tightened his grip. "One..."

"Two..."

"Three!" they whisper yelled as they swung their hammers against the door breaking it open.

If things weren't quiet before, nothing made a sound now.

There was Princess Peach with a piece of cake on a fork that she was going to feed to Bowser as he was smiling. Boy was things awkward for everyone as Mario and Luigi placed their giant hammers on the floor.

Let's skip the explanation, the awkwardness between them, and Luigi throwing a fit.

Mario and Luigi are at home playing a game trying to get their minds off of what they just witnessed today.

"Luigi?"

"Yes, Mario?"

"Can you believe it?"

"Believe what? Peach and Bowser have been dating for years or the fact that they've been hiding it from everyone?"

"Both?"

"Then no. I don't- OH COME ON, YOU STUPID BLUE HEDGEHOG!!! STOP WEARING BUTTER SHOES AND BUY YOURSELF A REAL PAIR OF SNEAKERS!!!"