my boyfriend is kinda mean

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i call my boyfriend mr murphy, excited to tell him about the strange man at the hot dog store

i am immediately greeted by a drunken yell and some burps when he picks up the phone

"where the fuck is my *burrfph* food bitch"

"i am coming home now, i have this hilarious story i want to tell you. so there was this guy-"

"oh you gay bitch. i do not want you talking to other men"

"oh, i wasn't talking to him, but he-"

"shut the hell up and get my food"

he hung up abruptly and i was left silent as i walked my way back home

i've come to the conclusion that my boyfriend is a bit of a jerk

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