jon arbuckle x reader

his cat is gay

i wake up at 7:30 in the morning. i know this because jons phone lit up and it showed the time.

jon is cuddling me so i cannot move, i guess it's okay

i see jon's cat and he is just walking around. what a strange little kitty

he starts licking himself and i think nothing of it. until i see another cat walk out and they purr at each other

the cats start doing weird things so i close my eyes. i did not know his cat is gay

i think of a funny joke in my head as this happens

garfield? more like gayfield

i laugh to myself because i am a pretty funny guy