Tough SL (A Minho Fanfict)

Time of the Month (Edited)

~Minho

"ATTENTION!" Alby barked at the crowd. "Next week, we will begin the Glader games. If you want to win first prize, I suggest you start training."

Psh, I don't need training. I run all day every shucking day.

"Runners! You are excused for 3 days." Gally sneered.

Someone raised the wrong eyebrow today...

"Hey Reyna, do you mind if I take your left over pancake?" Alby sat next to my gir- Just girl-Reyna is a girl... That isn't mine... Shut up thoughts.

"Yeah, yeah go ahead." She groaned.

There's egg shell in my omelet... Wonderful.

"You doing okay princess?" Newt cooed. She didn't answer, so he poked her in the belly button.

"STOP." Reyna glared at us. She whipped out her knife and chucked it at my head. Luckily The knife was just a hair off, and got stuck in the wooden support beam behind me.

"WHAT THE SHUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??!" Winston looked wide eyed at her. "YOU COULD HAV-"

"Guys!" Jeff chirped in. " Don't be hard on her today, or even this week okay? Reyna's currently... Uhh... Going through... You see," Jeff started to use that tone you use when you're talking to a bunch of little kids. "When a girl enters her teenage years, her body starts to change. Like us, she goes through a body changing phase, except something special happens. Once a month, she-" NO MORE.

"OKAY! WE GET IT THANK YOU, WE'LL GO EASY ON HER. PLEASE JUST ZIIIIP." I pinched Jeffs lips shut.

"But-"

"No." Alby glared at him.

"A girl-"

"Go back to eating your breakfast, or else I'll throw you in the bloody slammer." Newt wailed.

"SHE GOES THROUGH A CIRCLE OF-"

"ALALALALALALALALALA!" We covered our ears.

"FINE!" Jeff walked back to his table, ending the big reveal.

"Okay, terribly sorry. We won't question you anymore and-... Hey, where'd she go?" Newt looked around, and under the table.

"I want all of you to go find her." Alby pointed at us.

"Uh, excuse me, but. That. Is. Rude." I snapped my fingers.

"I don't want your sass Minho. Go find her." He glared at me.

"Fineeeee."

I didn't want my omelet anyway... Albitch.
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I walked around the fields and spotted her standing with her back against the wall of names. Why the shuck does she have her arms wrapped around her torso all the time? DID SHE GET STUNG? GREAT.

FIRST MY MAIN BITCH BEN, AND NOW MY REYNA?!

WHO WILL LOVE ME WHEN SHE'S GONE?

Ugh, I'm thinking too hard.

"Princess oh princess!" I jogged up to her. "Hey, what happened?"

"I'm not in the mood to talk." She glumly sighed.

"Do I look like I give a klunk?"

I probably do.

"Why else would you be here?"

"Because... I just felt like hanging out with a girl, you know, girl time, and Gally's a bitch so you were the only girl left that I feel like won't assault me with their facial expressions."

"I'll assault you with my used pads and tampons if you don't stop being annoying."

"I'M annoying? You threw a knife at my h-

"Good job, you found her!" Newt ran up to us,

Damnit Newt, you and your poor timing!... And really-really cool accent.

Shit, no ones talking. I hate silence.

"Ummm, are you okay?" Stupidest thing to come out of my mouth.

"I don't know Minho. What do you think? I've got cramps, I'm bleeding out of my vagina, my trash can smells because of all the used tampons, I don't have chocolate, and all this blood is making me want to give up on physical activity." She said in a sarcastic tone.

Vagina... What an interesting word.

Vaaahhhhgiiiiiinnnnuh.

There's an itch in my vagina!

My vah-JJ feels durtay.

Vaginers...

Vageeena

Vagina.

"Don't use that tone with me." I pointed at her.

"Don't you dare point that finger at me." She said with the same amount of sass.

What crawled up her vageena and died?

"Come on, You and Chuck can go help me train." I pulled at her wrist.

"Uhhhhh... Why..."

"Minho, I thought you said you didn't need to train." Newt looked at me funny.

"Well, I changed my mind, now come on!" Alby and I started to run back, but Newt and Reyna took their time walking.

"We'll meet you back at the table!" Newt called, and went back to their conversation.

"Come on slow pokes! Reyna I know you can run!"

"I don't feel like it, and you can't make me!" She crossed her arms.

~Reyna

Owww... Cramp. Cramp. Cramp. Cramp! Fuck this hurts. I wish I never got out of bed. I want to go back under the warm sheets, and use the blanket to protect myself from the shitty sun.

~Minho

I ran back to her, and scooped her up in my arms.

"If you don't want to run, then I'll carry you." Her face turned into a slight pink...

"A-Alright... Thanks. This helps a lot." She smiled brightly. 🎶For the first time in forever... She isn't acting like a bitch...🎶

~Reyna

I'm in his arms... His muscles... Oh mah lord...His broad shoulders block out the shitty sun, his body is as warm as my sheets, and now that I don't have to walk, the cramps don't hurt as much. This just made my day better... Partly because I can feel Minho's muscles under his thin button up shirt, woo!...

~Minho

When we got back to the dining area, Alby placed something on our heads.

"Presenting the King and Queen of Sass! Applaud!" Newt announced. What?

"Minho, put me down." Reyna commanded. I might have been carrying her too long, because once I set her down, her knees buckled, and she started to go down.

"Op!" I caught her just in time. We were so close...

"THE FEEEELS!!! MOVE OUT OF MY WAY BITCHES I WANT A BETTER VIEW." Chuck wailed in the back of the crowd.

He shoved a bunch of people to the ground, creating a path. I don't know if people get inhumane super strength while fangirling or some shiz, but Chuck shoved someone so hard, he ran into me... And I dropped Reyna.

"UGH! MINHO YOU SEXY BUT HIDEOUS BUTTER FINGERED CLUMSY LITTLE B-"

"SHIT I LET HER GO."