Incorrect Quotes #2

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Some MORE incorrect quotes..

Instagram: pass me my keys!
Facebook: *throws printer at her*
Printer: *breaks on the ground*
Instagram: I said my KEYS
Facebook: I ThOuGhT yOu SaId PrInTeR!
Instagram: Why the f**k would I say printer?!

•next•

YouTube: *running away* AaAaAaAaArRrRrRrRgGgGgGgGhHhHhH!!
EU: Why are you running?
Also EU: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!?

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TikTok: *in play* Oh dear Princess, I have one thing to say to you..
Also TikTok: F**K OFF I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!
Director (VK): ...
Vine: *in distance* YOU GO, MAN!

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Reddit: *holding a snake* CaN wE kEeP iT?
Twitter: hmph.
4Chan: yes.
Reddit: YES!
Twitter: why?
4Chan: well.. we kept Tumblr..
Tumblr: HEY!

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Discord: Why is the sky blue?
Skype: because of the ocean reflection.
Discord: If your not supposed to drink and drive, why do they have parking spaces at bars?
Skype: So you can park your car..?
Discord: What's the point of Halloween?
Skype: because of.. I don't know!
Discord: Why do men have nipples?
Skype: 😳😳😳

I made like only the Princess one up. Lol.

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