Incorrect Quotes #4

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WE'RE BACK AT IT AGAIN BOOOIIIIS

it's been a while huh-

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Facebook: *is flirting with Twitter*
Also Facebook: you're awfully quiet, YouTube
YouTube: no-one plans murder out loud

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TikTok: describe yourself in one word
Vine: yours
TikTok: good, say it again except on video

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Reddit: isn't it weird that we're in the same car together
Discord: at least it isn't in bed-
Reddit: oh fuck I forgot to clean up
Tumblr: I'M HERE TOO YOU KNOW

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Twitter: OHMYGODITHINKIAMMELTING
YouTube: WHAT? WHY?
Twitter: because you're so cute~
YouTube: *points gun at his own head and shoots*
Twitter: ha ha my plan worked

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Skype: omfg my stomach just growled in french class
Instagram: what did it speak french
Tumblr: bonjour
Vine: le growl
Discord: hon hon hon gimme baguette
Skype: why do I talk to you guys

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YouTube: Dad can I borrow your shopping bag
Google: I would let you but someone stole it and when I chased them they jumped off a building, went to a blacksmiths, burned it in lava then froze it for eternity
YouTube: you know what "no" means, right?

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