Incorrect Quotes #something (Instagram is a b**ch edition)

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It's been a while so I've lost count on how many we've done

YouTube: *gets a mob of angry youtubers on his trail*
Instagram (the little bastard): YouTube! What was the one thing I told you not to do tonight?
YouTube: make a mob of angry youtubers..
Instagram: and WHAT did you do?
YouTube: make a mob of angry youtubers..

*next*

Me: I knew this bitch named Insta.
Also me: she used to talk real sexy
Fucking nasty bitch-

*next*

Skype: *is pilot* Hello everyone. Welcome to Instagram is a stupid bi-bastard airlines.
Also Skype: I am your pilot Skype and I am working from home today.
Everyone on the plane: *screams*

*next*

Doctor(Discord): You have 3 minutes and 11 seconds to live.
Me: *watches this video*:

(Sorry Insta lovers but I think I'm gonna delete her sooner or later because man she's a nasty bitch-)

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(Sorry Insta lovers but I think I'm gonna delete her sooner or later because man she's a nasty bitch-)

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