"Y'know, Gamz. It's hot in here. Like... really hot in here." Karkat, said trying to sound sultry. But how sultry can an 9 sweep old 5"4 troll boy who still gets MAJOR voice cracks sound? "Yeah, Karbro, I can go and turn my fan all on. It makes a lot of really weird noises-" Karkat, now having Gamzee's attention, grabbed his shoulders and kissed him right on the lips. Karkat never once closed his eyes, never really having a passionate kiss before.
"Woah, Karbro, I mean... that was wicked. Like, silly wicked." Gamzee kissed him back. Karkat felt more comfortable. He closed his eyes. They sat there for a second, just kissing, passionately. Dousing themselves in the others glory. Karkat fiddled with the neck of Gamzee's shirt, trying to unbutton it. But there was just one, not-very-sexy issue. Gamz was wearing a t-shirt. What was Karkat thinking? When does Gamzee Makara wear a button up shirt, in the shower? Karkat laughed to himself. Bold of him to assume that Gamzee owns a shower.
He just gave up on that awkward fiddle that just happened and decided to focus on now for once. He pulled away from Gamzee's slim, cracked lips and began to take off his own shirt this time. It was black worth his signature zodiac symbol in the middle. An oversized turtleneck sweater, jeans, and converse.
[Time skip. The bois are nakey-naked. I am very done with talking about the process of a motherfucker taking off a motherfucker's motherfuckin' clothing.]
Karkat then jumped back on top of Gamzee. While shifting from above to below, Karkat noticed that most of Gamzee's clown makeup had came off on his hands. He'd wash them later.
Karkat grabbed onto Gamzee's shoulders, which were honey and freezing, but still comforting. The truth is... Karkat had never, y'know, "filled buckets" with anyone before, as the trolls say. How crazy would it be to think that his first... was Gamzee Makara.
Never mind the touchy-feelies. Actually, maybe... maybe you... should! A loud
"HOOONK!!"
could be heard, even in Terezi's hive, next door. She chuckled. "Wow, Karkles. Ahaha..."
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The Day Of All Days {Like, a Billion Ships} Homestuck
FanfictionTW: almost smut but not rlly bad words )0: honking phãt rhymes (jk) karkalicious ):B pb & j (my otp) Gamzee *obliviously* gets you, Karkat, to eat his sopor slime pie. That night, you begin to bring yourself into things that sober you could never be...