The Day Of All Days {Like, a Billion Ships} Homestuck

Vriskrrrt (i cant do names rn)

They hear a loud BANG coming from Tavros's apartment, and Vriska screams. Tavros gasped.

    "YoU mOtHeR fUcKeR!" Yelled Gamzee. Many more loud crashing sounds emerged from the windows. Everyone inside screamed.

    "Gamthee!" shouted Sollux. The three boys rushed into the hive.

    "Don't fuckin touch her, you oversized... uh-" Eridan couldn't find the right insult for him.

    "Honky a22 liicker!" Sollux giggles to himself.

    "NaH bRo. ShE's GeTtInG wHaT sHe MoThErFuCkIn DeSeRvEs, Am I rIgHt, TaVbRo! ShE mAdE yOu ThRoW yOuRsElF oFf A mOtHeRfUcKiN cLiFf! ThE mIrThFuL mEsSiAhS hAvE sPoKeN. iT's VrIsKa'S tImE tO aLl Up AnD dIe AlReAdY!" Gamzee snickered. He cackled, sounding like his vocal chords were about to fall into his stomach and dissolve. It was so raspy.

    "Gamzee, you ignorant freakout weasel on gog damn idiot drugs! Stop! Just... fucking... stop it!" Karkat yelled. He stood tall, almost reaching 5"5! Gamzee looked at him with disgust.

    "sO kArBrO, iM sUpPoSeD tO jUsT sIt HeRe AnD wAtCh My MoIrAiL gEt MoThErFuCkIn RaPeD oR sOmEtHiNg? FuCk YoU, kArKaT!" Gamzee replied, looking away.

    "Wait... you guy2 are moiiraiil2? Fuck!" Sollux exclaimed.

    "Since wwhen?" Eridan questioned. He seemed genuinely confused as to why this happened.

    *tav's quirk is too much work for me so I'm sorry but I'm not doing it, thanks brooo*

    "Since a week. But... I don't know if that's what I want anymore. Maybe we could just be normal friends again." Tavros said. He was clearly weak and shaken, under a blanket, trembling. Gamzee looked at him, breaking.

    "YoU dOn'T wAnT tO bE mOiRaIlS aNyMoRe? WhY nOt, TaVbRo?" Gamzee tried to stay calm. He kept twitching and looking behind him.

    "Because... you do this to people. Yes, I know that in this case people is Vriska. But still. I think... I'm gonna go to Kanaya's hive for a while. Far away from here. I'm sorry, Gamzee." Tavros slowly scooted down his ramp. He rolled out the door and went on his way to Kanaya's hive.

    Gamzee was angry as fuck, btw.

    "Dude, calm down, KN'2 hiive liick2 a22." Sollux said, trying to calm him down.

    "AlL oF yOu GeT oUt. NoW!" He responded. Gamzee stood, facing away from them.

    "Oh shit." Eridan said, worried, as they closed the door.

*haha, upcoming joke alert. if you're not stupid or 3 years old, I'm explaining it. Sollux calls Eridan ED, obviously. In medical shit, ED stands for erectile dysfunction. So bangarang.*

    "What now, Erectiile Dy2functiion?" said Sollux, set on getting his own ass home.

    "Wwhere is Vriska?" Eridan replied.

HELLO. I DO NOT CARE WHAT VRISKA DID. LET'S JUST SAY SHE CRAWLED OUT THE WINDOW AND HOPPED INTO THE SPIDER-MOBILE TO ARACHNID-LAND AND SHE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. GOOD FOR HER, IG.