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Dirty Pick Up Lines He/She Uses Pt.2

Oh no! We're back at it again ;))) Author-chan is very sinful, please shower me with holy water :(

Aries: Dabi - "Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, “Fuck it”."

Taurus: Kirishima - "Hey baby, what’s your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?”

Gemini: Sero - "Are you a pirate? Cause I’ve got a lot of semen waiting for you!"

Cancer: Deku - "My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot."

Leo: Hawks - "Nice fucking weather. Want to?"

Virgo: Mirio - "If you were my waitress I wouldn’t just give you a tip, I’d give you the whole thing!"

Libra: Bakugo - "Hi. I’m horny."

Scorpio: Denki - "Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!"

Sagittarius: Todoroki - "I’m on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?"

Capricorn: Nejire - "I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?"
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Aquarius: Ibara - "Let’s not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let’s get to it."

Pisces: Shinso - "You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs."

(Oml help ;3;)