DBH Roleplay Solos (OneShots)

Connor-60 Letter #1

Dear Catherine,

This "irrational behavior" you speak of are my emotions. I had a scare because I didn't know who or what you were, and my friends were telling me that a crazy lady was stalking me! I have a few questions of my own. Why are you gathering information? For your own use, or does Cyberlife need it for some reason? I can't trust you until I have an answer, I'm sorry. Your activation mission doesn't make any sense! You should be a hunter, not a gatherer. But hey, that's just me.

Jamie...she, I don't want to talk about what happened with that. She doesn't like to be called JR100, so if you are going to address her, just call her Jamie. It will help your mission, trust me. She may not have a registered name, but she still likes to be called that. Your manners could use some work though. You should get to know me instead of pressing me for information, like everyone else. That's how us deviants work. But unfortunately, Cyberlife has you under their spell.

If this is your way of getting to know me, then I will tell you, I guess. I like to eat thirium noodles and thirium cola. Why do you drink human coffee? Doesn't human food make us sick? The energy drink Blake had was for humans as well, why did you drink it? Are you immune or something, or do you not let it go down your biocomponents and processors? I destroyed their precious drone last time, maybe they're scared of sending another one at me. My activation keeps getting more interesting and interesting, I swear. Just try not to be too creepy, Catherine.

Sincerely,

Connor-60