My Roommate's A Vampire- Alren

6.

Lauren was in her room, reading a book for one of her classes. She had felt a certain way because it was a book on slavery and remembered all the slave owners she slaughtered during that era. She recalls being hung during the Salem witch trials too, then coming back just to kill the accusers and the one's responsible for her trial and an innocent little girl that she had met that same week.

Gaining a headache from thinking back, Lauren puts the book down and looks at her hamster.

"Quiet day huh?" She asks the little mammal, and watches it stare blankly at her, "Huh you remind me of the mutt, stupid." Lauren leans back in her chair, enjoying her afternoon.

"AHHHH!" She hears Ally scream.

Lauren opens her eyes and zooms out her room, in a second she's in the living room and Ally's papers go flying from the wind she brought. "What? You okay? What's wrong?" Lauren says and Ally points at her phone.

Lauren sees her messages were open and sees it was messages between her and Bradley. Scrolling down, Lauren sees why she screamed.

He sent a dick pic.

"That's just sad." Lauren laughs, and zooms in on it, "Oh my God I have to send this to the dog." Lauren pulls out her phone and snaps a picture to Dinah. "Lauren why does it look like that?" Ally asks, and Lauren gives her a confused look, "Ally have you never seen a dick before?"

The small girl gives her an embarrassed look, "No...I'm kind of a virgin."

Lauren had figured, but she would have thought Ally knew what dicks look like, not that Bradley's was pretty, if Lauren had never seen a penis before she'd be scared too. "Well my sweet innocent Allyson, that is an uncircumcised penis, they are never pretty, and don't worry they're not always this small either."

Lauren goes ahead and blocks Bradley from Ally's phone since the messages before that clearly hinted that she didn't want to talk to him anymore. "Want me to rip his soul out of his body?"

Ally shakes her head, "Noooo no soul ripping or whatever you vampires do, I'd rather forget about that and get back to studying."

Lauren huffs in annoyance, "You've been studying all day, pay attention to me."

"No Lauren." Ally tells her and sits back on the floor and goes back to studying.

Lauren grabs one of her extra pencils and starts to poke her head.

*Poke*

No reaction.

*Poke*

No reaction.

*Poke*

"Lauren."

*Poke Poke*

Ally attempts to snatch the pencil but Lauren is faster. "I'm bored, give me attention." Lauren throws all her dead weight on Ally, and they both flatten against the floor. Ally tries not to laugh and attempts to be serious, "I have to studyyyyy." Ally whines, and Lauren makes herself comfortable, "Nope now you have to pay attention to me."

"I promise to do whatever you want if you let me finish this final chapter." Ally tells her and Lauren gives her a dirty look, "Whatever I want?" she teases and it makes Ally red.

"Su-sure." Ally says as she feels nervous, and Lauren gets off of her.

Ally hurries up at and finishes her work, and Lauren got her leather jacket from Ally's room because she wore it last night. She also grabbed Ally's favorite cardigan from her chair and threw it at her.

"What are we doing?" Ally asks, as she puts on the cardigan.

"I'm taking you on date."