So you're in your room in your bedroom when your 5 year old son runs in the room and leaps on the bed.
Yn: Cj be careful !
Cj: Mommy I'm okay.
Yn: Okay but what's up fat head?
You both laugh a little.
Cj: I gotta question ..
You raise your eyebrow.
Yn: Mkay what is it?
Cj: where did I come from?
You looked at him and swallowed hard.
Yn: U-uh did you ask your daddy?
Cj: Yesshhh and he said that one night he poked you in the booty with his special stick and Poof ! There I was so then I asked him do I have a special stick and he said yes but not as big as his. Then he told me how you was screaming and----
You're just looking at your 5 year old son as he's telling you this with your mouth wide open. You didn't even notice when he was finished.
Cj: Mommmmyyyy !
Yn: Cj baby, go get your Daddy.
Cj: Okay.
Cj runs downstairs and comes back upstairs with Chris.
Cj: Here he is
He said looking up at his father.
Chris: Yes baby?
Yn: Cj tell your daddy what you just told me.
You said crossing your arms tapping your foot.
Cj: I told her what you told me on how you poked her with your big special stick and she was screaming and---
Chris looked at him and back at you.
Chris: I did not tell him that.
Yn: Really? Cj who told you that?
Cj pointed to Chris & Chris stepped back.
Chris: I have no idea on what's he's talking about baby..
Cj: Yes you do! You told me mommy was screaming so loud that grandma could feel your big long special sti---
Chris covered his mouth. And you just squinted your eyes at him
Yn: Cj go in your room hun.
Cj: Okay mommy.
He runs in his room. And you walks to Chris. Wrapping your arms around his neck.
Yn: Why you tell him that?
Chris: Hey! He was gon eventually find out.
You just looked at your husband like he was crazy. You just laid down with Chris coming behind you cuddling his head in your neck and said..
Chris: Yn I love you.
You smiled.
Yn: I love you more baby.
