As you rose up from your side of the bed you notice Chris isn't there. You walk downstairs to the smell of burning and the sound of coughing. As you get all the way downstairs you spot your boyfriend Christopher by your stove burning bacon. You went over to him turning off the stove looking at him. And you calmly said..
" why you always burning shit? "
" I was trying to cook something for my girlfriend "
You shook your head and picked up one of his burnt bacon strips and held it up wiggling it in his face.
" buut your girlfriend doesn't eat Cajun food "
You said with a little giggle. Chris just looked at you blankly and snatched the burnt bacon strip out of your hand.
" hahaha really funny, I was trying to be nice this morning. Jesus told me to cook something for my baby so I fried you some bacon "
" Well next time be mean baby "
Yall both laugh but Chris's laughter dies out quickly.
" soooo who's gonna eat this shit why you laughing "
" the person who gave the bacon a major fucking tan "
You both are face to face with serious ass looks.
" Aight bet someone gon eat this shit "
"Yeah you .. I'm going back to sleep "
You kissed his lips softly looking up at him backing up slowly.
" Haves fun eating you bacon Bae "
" Yn .. we bouta fight .. say something else about my bacon .. "
You raised your eyebrow and smirked.
" YOUR BACON LOOKS LIKE AKON BECAUSE IT'S SO FUCKING BLACK ! "
" mkay that's it you getting yo ass whooped "
Chris ran towards you picking you up throwing you over his shoulder hitting your ass as he takes you upstairs.
" OW SHIT MAN! Christopher that hurt "
" man up "
" IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIS "
" ION CARE YOU GON LEARN NOT TO TALK ABOUT MY BACON "
He reaches the bedroom you two share together.
" See I can't do that .. "
" and why is that? "
" Because .. YOU ALWAYS BURNING SHIT "
You both laugh but Chris busts through the bedroom door tossing you on the bed and starts stripping.
" U-um I think I'm h-hungry "
" Nahh you bouta eat some better than bacon babygirl.. "
" Oh shit .. "
He closes the bedroom door and locks it and I think you know what happened next ..
