My Stupid Stories and Jokes

Germs

I am not very fun of getting sick or anything. But really who wants to get sick on purpose. Well wherever that is not the point.
Some people can get offended when this happen. For example this kind of situation:

My bf: *Drinks from my glass of coke and gives it to me*
Me: *Clean around the glass and drink a little bit*
My bf: What was that for?
Me: What?
My bf: The thing that you just did right now
Me: You mean? Clean the glass?
My bf: Yeah, what's that about?
Me: Well you know th—
My bf: Do you think I am sick? Or what?
Me: No! I am just do it out of habit you know it!
My bf: Do I? Don't tell me because of germs?
Me: Well....yeah....you know about that I already told yo—
My bf: I think it's an excuse! *He leaves me there with friends*
Me: *Making grumpy noises* But he KNOWS!!
Friend: I know. I know. I see you order plastic utensils. I know you....just let him be. He is acting silly.

That it's one story if many that I have of germs. Maybe I put out more or maybe not. If you feel kinda the same I understand you
—Lizzie 🐏🌻