My Stupid Stories and Jokes

Costumers

Well, I used to work on a restaurant and let me tell you it is not fun. The co-workers are nice people they are. Some of them can get grumpy over time, hell even they bring food time to time. How ever costumers can be ruthless and mean time to time.
This is one of the situations that makes me laugh. They say apperences are everything, but not actually true. Although this time....just this time read me through, because this guy were clearly masculine. My thought process were something like this. Dude come on and sit I offered him the menu. Everything fine until the time of ordering the food. See this man is clearly masculine and my though think that he want meat in his burger obviously a normal thought. But this guy order a BLT, which by my surprise it is.....weird, so I have to tell him maybe he doesn't know what it is. I spoke, "Sir, this one contain Lettuce, bacon and tomato. Are you sure?" Which the guy look at me with confusion. It was cute at the moment because his nose make the rabbit gesture, and said, "Yeah, yeah, I want that" me not believing him. But I proceed to put the order up. And went to the cook. "Hey, can you put a meat down, please?" The cook look at me kinda annoyed, "What? Did you already make a mistake?" And get a little bit mad, but I reply, "No, it's just that guy over there. I don't think he understands that his "burger" has meat on it, Can you put it?" He look at the guy and then glance at me, "What happen if he truly doesn't want it?" I just simply smiled and reply "Then you can blame it on me. But I am sure he will want his meat" After that conversation the order come up, and I take it to the table. "Here you go sir, enjoy" I take a few steps away and I here the sir calling me again. "Mem" I go back and said, "Anything wrong?" He replied, "Yes, this burger don't have meat" I smiled and said, "Of course, sir, that's a BLT, that one doesn't contain meat" "But I want mine with meat" "Sir, it will be extra for that, at least two dollar more, is that okey?" "Yeah, yeah I don't care, just put meat on it" "Very well sir, I will bring it on a second" I went back to the kitchen and said, "Do you have that meat?" The cook look surprise at me and said, "Do he really want it?" "I tell you he didn't read, and that he didn't listen to me. It's fine just put the meat on it." "Okey" So, after he put the meat I take it to the costumer and he eat and left. Me and the cook were laughing and saying that happens when someone doesn't read or listen to the waitress.
Costumers need to read what they want to eat in order to know what they are getting. Sometimes it's hard to understand what they truly want.

—Lizzie 🐏🌻