My Stupid Stories and Jokes

Jokes

I am a person who likes to make jokes even though they are silly, stupid and makes other people cringe. But I love them so much. Comedy is my passion after all. I always think that comedy is the best solution for a bad day. Laughing and joking is the best thing that a person can do. I mean, you do not have to take everything in this world seriously if you take everything seriously, then what a boring life it will be.  So, I love to make people laugh with my silliness and crazy stories that I have. The best part of my comedy and stories is people reacting to them. Especially my comebacks and jokes.

Well, this is a story of me working at my job. I was preparing some of that chipotle ranch for the food! And this guy comes up, let's call him "Carl" so Carl comes up and starts sniffing like a little puppy. And he just obviously look at me and said, "What's that smell...Its smell like picadillo" Me just looking at him straight to the eyes. It was the best moment not to accept the opportunity that I have given. However, a reasonable person will reply, "I am making chipotle ranch," but then again, I am not normal. I am not someone who will let that opportunity to leave, because there not might be another opportunity. So I just said, "Your mom tonight" He looks at me right in the eyes in surprise and start laughing. Then he proceeds to reply to me with a, "Why are you always like this? But you got me."

This silly comments or "jokes" I like them they make my day a little bit more brighter