"never was there a tale of more woe, than the story of joshy and his joe"
after joshua's traumatic incident with the tall, dark and handsome homophobe, he stumbled his way into the building. embarrassment flood him to the core. he was covered in the dirt to which he was so carelessly tossed. it was his first day and everyone already stared at him. what could the young joshua do? part from his obvious disease, he was covered in dirt and humiliated by a boy he didn't even know.
joshua's eyes darted around the hallway until he spotted a gleaming sign that would end all of his troubles. it was labeled "RESTROOM." joshua dashed through the bustling hallway, curving around the students going to their classes, and finally reached his safe haven. but when he opened the door, the sight he saw was most unsettling.
there, on the single toilet in the middle of the ground, was the very man who caused his trauma. he sat taking a shit, and although it smelled absolutely rank, joshua couldn't help but admire his beauty. the way his thighs skillfully clenched in concentration, the furrow of his brow staring onto the floor, and his neck tattoos bulging from his broad frame. much like the previous incident, he could only admire this intimidating stranger before he was noticed. not only was he noticed. he was glared at. glared at with an intensity matching only the rays of a beaming sun on a summer day.
after the man stared down joshua like a predator to its prey, he grabbed a single piece of toilet paper, never breaking eye contact with the fearful, 5'2 boy. he took that two-ply, and he wiped his ass vigorously. but with only one piece of toilet paper, what could he do? nothing. thus, he had to show weakness to joshua.
"yo fag, hand me that roll over there bitch." demanded Shit Boy, with a hint of desperation hiding in his deep eyes.
"yes, daddy." joshua responded. he then took the roll from the counter and handed it to the looming figure on the porcelain throne. he soon realized what a mistake he had made, for the figure rose from the throne, pulled his pants up, and stormed over to joshua in a fit of rage.
he grabbed joshua by the throat and yelled "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME."
joshua's fear was ever-so obvious in the fluorescent lighting. he had to time to respond with quit wit, so he had to expose the truth. "my disowned uncle bill made me call him that when he was mad. i'm sorry."
"this is MY bathroom. everyone here knows the first floor bathroom closest to the entrance is MINE. so back away if you know what's good for you. i could rip those little tits off and leave you with nothing. leave right now and pretend we never even encountered, or face the wrath of joey rooney."
despite himself, joshua began to laugh.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS SO FUNNY CUM DUMPSTER. JOEY ROONEY IS A PERFECTLY SEXY PUSSY-MAGNET NAME???" this stranger, now identified as joey, screamed. his face turned pure red, and instead of steam blowing out of his ears, there was piss blowing. he began stalking towards feeble joshua, but he managed to escape through the door and into the hallway.
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when joshua exited the bathroom he immediately bumped into a girl running to class. together they toppled to the floor as their books scattered throughout the hallway. joshua scrambled to not only pick up bus books, but to help the poor girl as well. when he looked up, he saw the ugliest fucking face he'd ever laid his eyes upon. joshua immediately shrieked and backed himself into a corner, trying to get as far away from the inbred monstrosity as possible.
"i'm so sorry!" a soft and sweet voice echoed. the voice seemed to perfect to belong to that of a literal fucking troll, but the words were muttered from her crusted juicy lips. joshua couldn't tear his eyes away from the butt-fucking hideous creature before him, but the longer he looked, the stranger his predicament became.
joshua gazed upon this girl, taking in every detail. he noticed her bright purple knee-high converse, her orange hair in a messier-than-trendy bun, her blubbery legs that trudged along behind her, and the single tentacle pointing from her bellybutton. the realization struck him like a ton of bricks. joshua has bumped into ex-magcon star shawna mendeez.
immediately he bowed before her, for he must check in with the queen, and she was the alpha, the omega, everything in between. "i am sorry mistress. please forgive my terrible behavior. i know i am but a meek infidel in your godly presence. if you could find it in your heart to not behead me swiftly, i would be in your debt forever."
"get the fuck up short bitch." the girl chuckled. shawna extended her hand out to the poor cripple and helped him off of the ground. shockingly, she took joshua's pale hand, and shook it firmly.
"yes my queen." joshua responded.
she only laughed more. "ha. i haven't been treated like this since before coomeron texas kicked me out of magcon. you know i'm not too shit up in this bitch, right? the real hoe you need to worry about is joey rooney."
that name alone paralyzed joshua with fear. but deep inside was something stronger burning in him like a flame. lust. but it couldn't be. wasn't joey the same man who only minutes ago slammed joshua into a wall and screamed at him to leave? isn't this the man who pushed him i to the dirt and yelled slurs at him? joshua brushed the lust thought aside, but kept joey's name fresh on his mind.
he had only known shawna for a few seconds, minutes at most, but he needed crucial information from her.
"tell me everything you know about joey rooney."
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after being dragged into a janitors closet, the ritual began. shawna adorned joshua with a maroon cloak and a single wax candle. they sat on opposite sides of the wall, and shawna began speaking a chant.
"joey rooney, joey rooney. let us speak of your triumph and defeat, your rise to fame and your giant meat. let us tell of your tales of gold, and the holes you have slices just to pull out some mold."
she spoke this with her eyes rolled to the back of her head, only the whites showing. she asked joshua only one thing before the ritual could truly commence in a traditional stalin academy style.
"why do you need to know about joey rooney?" she said in a tone more serious than he'd ever heard.
joshua knee his response.
"i must destroy him."
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joshy x joey - a forbidden affair
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