𝗗𝗨𝗠𝗕 𝗖𝗥𝗨𝗦𝗛 - ! kageyama tobio [hiatus]

[１] ｎｅｗ ｍｅｓｓａｇｅ

YNDUMB
so shoto, ive been dying to ask you this
YNDUMB
send me some nudes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

KAGEYAMS
old hag im sorry to ruin your fun but i think you got the wrong number
KAGEYAMS
and not to be rude can you kindly delete my number and fuck off?

YNDUMB
/gasps/
YNDUMB
first of all fuckface youre the one who gave me this number
YNDUMB
and now you want me to fuck off?
YNDUMB
i think the fuck no

KAGEYAMS
wow i dont think people these days still use /action/ in text?
KAGEYAMS
what year do you live in old hag?1999?
KAGEYAMS
and this number isnt your fuckbuddy's
KAGEYAMS
so please delete this number immediately since i dont have time for your shit

YNDUMB
excuse you people still use that okay
YNDUMB
youre the one who dont keep up with trends and stop calling me old hag you fuckface
YNDUMB
and shoto honey stop playing dumb youre my fuckbuddy
YNDUMB
/wiggles eyebrows/

KAGEYAMS
okay listen here old hag thats disgusting and im tired
KAGEYAMS
whoever this 'shoto' person is im not them okay
KAGEYAMS
so please delete this number and go play somewhere else

YNDUMB
shoto honey this isnt funny anymore so just stop

KAGEYAMS
old hag im serious and im not playing

YNDUMB
okay you know what i think i know the solution

KAGEYAMS
you mean by deleting my number and fuck off? yes i think that too

YNDUMB
shut the fuck up
YNDUMB
okay what color underwear did you wear this morning?

KAGEYAMS
omg i think i should call the cops on you
KAGEYAMS
you perverted old hag

YNDUMB
oh god shut up just answer the question already dumbass

KAGEYAMS
um blue?

YNDUMB
/gasps/
YNDUMB
youre lying

KAGEYAMS
why would i?

YNDUMB
fuck youre not shoto

KAGEYAMS
thats what ive been saying dumbass

YNDUMB
oh god im sorry old man

KAGEYAMS
yeah whatever just delete this number and we're good

YNDUMB
lmao no

KAGEYAMS
what the fuck?
KAGEYAMS
do you even understand what im saying
KAGEYAMS
should i type in another language?

YNDUMB
well since we're already here why dont we just become friends?
YNDUMB
oh lol let me rephrase that i mean fuckbuddy ('⊙ω⊙')

KAGEYAMS
oh god thats it im leaving

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YNDUMB
ow man :(