"Dammit! Junior! Get back here!" I heard Don yell when I walked into his house. I already knew that the place was flipped upside down because that's what happened when Don was alone with Junior. If only he believed in the baby gates that prevent a child from entering and exiting rooms then this problem may not exist. He always went on about how no child of his would be locked up in their own home like an animal.
I looked around to see toys and clothes scattered around, food, and a bunch of baby powder that covered the hardwood floor with both big and little footprints around. Adonis Smith Jr. had been to town and back. This was terrible for him to be only a year old and able to do this? It was no wonder that Ant and my dad started calling him "Lil' Chucky" about a week after his birthday and he really started getting into things. I think that after he learned to walk and figured he was like the rest of us, he had a new found freedom and could do anything.
"That's it- I'm getting the belt." Don said. I could hear the pitter patter of Junior's feet as he turned the corner. He was holding the baby powder in his hand, immediately dropping it when he saw me. "What do you think you're doing?" I asked him as he twisted his mouth up and began crying. "Aww who did it? Who made my baby mad so I can beat them up. Tell mommy who did it." He turned and pointed at Don who was in the room now making me laugh.
"Hand his bad ass here." Don ordered making me turn away from him. "No. Leave him alone." I told him. "Look at my house B!" I looked around and my eyes fell on an angry Don. "Had you taken my advice and purchased those baby gates and keep things out of his reach then you wouldn't be in this predicament. Here, take Junior and wipe this powder from all over h- what the hell?" I held Junior away as I felt liquid squirting all over my front and wetting my clothes. Now I'm noticing that he didn't have a diaper on.
Don doubled over in laughter and I mugged him. This wasn't funny at all. "You have got to write this moment down in the baby book. Wait! I have to take a picture." He got out in between laughs. I gave him the most evil look I could make when he pulled his phone out. "Are you done?" I snapped when he calmed down. "Yeah." He choked out.
"Adonis you didn't have to pee on me like that." I told my son. He looked at me innocently before grabbing my head and placing a wet kiss on my face. I couldn't even be mad anymore at this sweet baby of mine. I handed him over to his father to wash him off while I went to take care of myself so that I wasn't smelling like urine.
I was glad that I didn't pack all of my belongings here when moving out so I had something to put on after my shower. "Damn, I thought I was about to see you naked." Don said walking into the room. "In your dreams." I smirked. "If I really want to see I could, it's not going to be a difficult task." He said and sat on the bed. "Whatever you say Mr. Smith." "Okay Mrs. Smith." I looked at him and rolled my eyes. "My last name is James, thank you."
"Well bring that ass over here Ms. James." He ordered. I turned to face him, "For what?" I asked. "Man, just come here." I slowly walked to where he sat and his hands ran over my hips and around to my ass. I girggled when he squeezed and placed my hands on his shoulders. "Stop it." I whined. "Why? It's mine right?" He asked palming it. I bit my lip but didn't say anything. "Tell me it's mine, B." "No." I said. "No?" He looked at me. "That's what I said." I sang out. "Alright, bet. C'mon let's go eat."
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"The boy is in bed and now we can have some Daddy and Mommy time." Don said after putting Junior to sleep. "Ooo I love it when you talk dirty to me." I walked over to him and wrapped my arms around his waist. "I know." He leaned down and kissed my lips. "That's it?" I asked when he pulled back. "You want more?" I nodded. "Maybe later. Let's go smoke one." "No, I haven't smoked in forever and I'll be all silly." I protested. "That's the point. Stop being so damn uptight nigga." He grabbed my hand and led me down the steps to his man cave.
