in school
no one:
me: fucks sake i need new friends
random guy passing by: i can be your friend
me: ???
random guy's friend: no mike she's my bestie
me: ???????
random guy: no man finders keepers, she's my bff now
me: ????????????
random guy's friend: fuck off man we were friends first
my friends, to me: you know them?
me: uh...no...?
random guy: *starts a painful rendition of why can't we be friends*
random guy's friend: you right buddy, bros before hoes
me: ?????????????????????????
random guy: does that mean she can be my bestie?
random guy's friend: heck no
random guy: she can be both our friend
me: ????????????????????????????????????????????????
just a short re-enactment of an actual scenario that acted as a catalyst leading me to two of my very good friends
