BSD Fanfiction: Nightmares (Nakahara Chuuya x OC and Osamu Dazai x OC collection

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"W-what the..."
"WHAT THE HE'LL ARE YOU DOING TO OUR NEW MEMBERM YOU BANDAGE-WASTING MACHINE?!" Before I could even say anything, a book was shot at the mummy's head leaving it moaning in pain.
"It hurts..." With tears in its eyes, I realize it was a man, but...
"Excuse me..." I softly stated as he moved away. I stood up leaving him sitting on the ground. I brushed the dust off my clothes as I turned to see Kunikida was the one who threw the book.
"What the hell did you do to yourself again?!" That four-eyes will age really fast, judging by the fact that he is frowning and shouting way too much.
"I... inhaled..*huff-huff*... c-carbon monoxide," The man on the ground bluntly stated while huffing and stuttering, "But...s-suffocation was much ...*huff* ...more *cough* painful than I ... *cough* thought...*cough-cough*"    JUST WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE?! HOW THE HELL IS HE SAYING SOMETHING LIKE THAT SO CASUALLY?! Soon, the man started coughing as he casually stated the fact that he was currently 'under the process of committing suicide'....
"WHAT ON EARTH DID YOU BURN TO DO THAT?!" With a nerve popped on his forehead, Kunikida yelled.
"IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT?!" I yelled back at the four-eyed man. I mean what the hell is he talking about? His fellow comrade is killing himself and... My thoughts were interrupted by a couple or coughs from the person on the ground. More like dying, and he is worried about 'that?!'
The blond man sighed before facing me. "This is one of our regular days at this place."
"Huh?" I tilted my head in dazzlement.
"This young man here is Osamu Dazai. His ability's name is No Longer Human, which basically nullifies the effects of all abilities by looking into their eyes, pretty much similar to yours. And I am here-"
"What the hell are you doing the man is dying here!"
"He is not dying as I have to correct you," He pushed back his glasses up his bridge of his nose, which seemed as a habit which kind if annoyed me a bit, before looking at me from the corner of his eyes, "He is just a suicidal maniac."
What is wrong in this place?! At this point, I'm sure that this is an asylum....
"But we can't just leave him here..." I felt pity for the brown-haired man. I wonder what makes him think of suicidal stuff. Was he depressed?
"You're right." After Doppo stated that, he walked up to the brown man, holding him by the back of his collar, and normally walking while pulling the found man across the ground.
"Y-You're killing me! The collar!" Screamed the man being pulled, but his voice began to sound normal.
"You have to stop scaring people that way." Stated Kunikida.
Just what on Earth are those humans are?! "K-Kunikida-san! You shouldn't be doing that!"
Kunikida stopped to look at me from the corner of his eyes again before fully turning his body. The next thing he did was hitting the brown-haired man with the blade of his hand at the nerve of his neck causing him to lose consciousness. "You're right again. That way, he will become normal when he wakes up."

They left through the opposite way of the corridor leaving me frozen in a state of shock and awe. I almost feel like I will be killed one day by one of their jokes....