BSD Fanfiction: Nightmares (Nakahara Chuuya x OC and Osamu Dazai x OC collection

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"So?"
"Umm... yes?"
"What else would you like to provide us with?"
"Umm... I guess that was everything?" I never imagined myself to be in this awkward situation. Who knew they would be that much boring. I sat in front of a blonde-haired man, Kunikida Doppo, who seemed to be in his 30s except for the fact that his eyebrows where always furrowed. I wonder why the hell was he that much stressed, I'm just an interviewer for God's sake!
"So miss Wataya, you said you came from Kyoto, right?"
"Yes."
"Do you have any documents that proves that?" How quick he was...I guess he wasn't the type to be dumb.
"I just came here 2 days ago, I haven't signed it."
"Well then, you can sign in through us once you join us."
"Wait! Does that mean I'm accepted?!" Could he really be that much easy?
"Not yet." And so, my excitement was turned off. "We have got a threat in the morning from a woman on rampage who kills everyone she meets on the way. She wants 2 million yen from us and if we did not comply with her needs, she will kill us all."
"WHAT?! KILL YOU ALL?!" I couldn't find the words to describe my shock, but I could guess that was the reason why he was in so much stress, but to tell an applier's fist job to be that... That is just too much.... Yet I guess they are the type of people who do get threatened too.
"It's nothing surprising from everyday's mornings." No...wait wait wait wait duuude! Nothing surprising?! Then what on Earth is that look on your face?! Do you realize the fact that anxiety is written all over your face?!
"But who the hell would do that in the broad daylight!"
"I'm not specifying that it would be at daytime, it could be at night time too. We still don't know much about it, but-"
"That's right." We all turned our heads towards who said the phrase to see a lady in her 20s with dark red hair laughing hysterically by the door. "Hand the money in now!" Was this the person whom he was talking about?! And to barge in in that manner.... Oh boy... you're not serious aren't you?!
Kunikida stood alerted after pushing me away and then he took out what seemed like.....a notebook? Wait... a notebook at this time?
By the time he turned the first page, the lady threw at him what seemed like.... what was that? The next moment I saw a knife going through his notebook followed by a mad grin from her, "No! You can't make me fall in that..."
I stood there and saw Kunikida with panic all over his face; he clicked his tongue and looked at me, "The members are all out on a mission right now. Can you sneak out to call them?"
"But I don't even have their phone numbers..."
"You'll find it by my desk's first drawer."
"But what about you?"
"I will be okay. I will buy you some time. Can you do it?"
"Yes, sir!"