One Piece Shenanigans

New people

Frosty-ya- People I'd like to introduce you to some new people.

Luffy-Eh? New nakama?

Hancock- Who is it?

Frosty-ya- I present to yoouuuuuuuu,

Kashunut!

Kashunut- Hi...

Luffy- Kasunut! Join my crew!

Kashunut-Eh, no thanks

Frosty-ya- Riiight, that aside there's another person I'd like you to meet. Somebody!

All...

Kid-Well who is it?

Frosty-ya-Somebody

Law- I get that Frosty-ya but who is it?

Frosty-ya- Their name is Somebody!

All...

Somebody-Hi call me Lily.

Luffy- Ok Lily join my crew!

Frosty-ya-Luffy!

Lily-It's alright I don't mind, don't get mad Frosty-ya.

Frosty-ya- Fine...

Hancock- *shoots evil glares at Kashunut but specifically at Lily.

Frosty-ya- What's wrong Hancock?

Hancock- Pft, nothing bothers the almighty Snake Princess for I am Beautiful~

All-...

Hancock-*points at Lily in the extreme looking down position. You! Who do you think you are ugly girl?

Lily- Excuse me I am not ugly >:(

Hancock- Yes you are for no one is as beautiful as me!~~~

All-...

Frosty-ya- Hancock, no body here is affected.

Hancock-...

All-....

Hancock-...

All-...

Hancock-*breaks down crying

Law- Your weak Snake Princess

Frosty-ya- Oi Law that's not nice

Law- It's true I hate weak people

Kid- Does that mean you hate yourself?

Law-*ignore

Frosty-ya- Apologize

Bepo-Sorry

Kashunut- Why are you apologising?

Bepo-I'm sorry!

Lily- what is going on?

Bepo-I'm sorry

Kid- Don't mind the big fat talking polar bear.

Lily and Kashunut- IT CAN TALK?

Frosty-ya- YOU JUST NOTICED?

Law- Kid! Don't insult Bepo.

Kid- And if I do?

Law-I'll kill you

Frosty-ya- Oh I forgot...Apologize Law

Law-I'll slaughter you too

Frosty-ya- Haha doesn't work on me

Law-* smirk. oh yeah?

*pins me down against a tree with his Nodachi unsheathed. Wait, since when did that happen?

Luffy- Frosty-ya! Traffy!

Law-*serious face.Scared now?

Frosty-ya-*grin. Doesn't make me flinch Law-San

Law-humpf

*Law leans in near my ear

Law-You're strong, and I like it.

*Law pulls away and walks back to the group sheathing his Nodachi and acting like nothing happened.

Frosty-ya-*blushes madley and walk back to the group and everyone has her eyes on her

Frosty-ya- What?

All-...nothing

???-Zehahaha

Kashunut- What was that

Kid-Oh crap

???-Hmm... What is this this I see all the big shots all in one place for me?

Frosty-ya-Let's go now

Law-Sounds like a plan

Lily-What's going on?

Luffy-Traffy!

Law-Hai I've got it covered mugiwara-ya

*teleports everyone safetly to some where else

???- damn they got away...

???- we will get them next time Teach

Teach-Ze hahaha I'm sure we will