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[RanDong] - You Dongdong's blind date

Title : You Dongdong's blind date

Pairing : Jing Ran (My True Friend) x You Dongdong (0.5 Diors)

Rating : T, maybe?

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Um, my name is You Dongdong. I'm a designer, but not very well-known in the industry.

I have three brothers, and they're all amazing-in every way. And actually I am the most unpromising one in the family, which has always made me feel ashamed.

But my brothers love me, and I love them.

I'm still single. I don't know why, my brothers were always worried that I'd be cheated or betrayed – as if I'm a silly, sweet female lead in a romance drama.

My brothers always told me attentively: "Dongdong, listen to us and stay at home and be a cute little boy. The rich and handsome men outside are all beasts and animals, and they will chew your flesh and bones. That's terrible!"

Like, no, no, no, I'm not cute, I'm a pure man! I know my brothers are good to me, but I'm a man, and I'm straight, so I never listened to them.

But, after my brothers and I repeatedly promised that I would never fall in love without telling them first, they let me move out and have my own flat. I rented a small house and cleaned it up right away. I was so happy, because I had been looking forward to live by myself for a long time.

One day, my boss, Zhang Yang, invited me to a club to attend a party with a bunch of his friends from the same fraternity. And I didn't regret agreeing because it was really fun! There were so many beautiful girls! Although I didn't know who the girls were, but simply watching their sweet smiles, eating food and drinking wine were also a great thing!

Of course, it would be better if they didn't scratch my face and touch my waist.

"Dongdong, your skin is so soft! Ah, I really like touching it!"
"Dongdong, your stubble is so cute! And also it's so soft that I can scratch you so much without itching!"
"Dongdong, your waist is so thin, and it's a little stiff. Would you like to learn yoga with me?"

In short, the girls were so enthusiastic that I couldn't bear it. Zhang Yang laughed back and forth as if he were watching me but didn't come to help me.

Then the gentleman named Jing Ran came.

Zhang Yang sat upright immediately, with the same stern face he had been using in a company meeting. While the girls ran away to the other side of the club.

"Hello, I'm Jing Ran, your blind date."

"Hello, I'm You Dongdong, your— what, blind date?! I'm just— making friends??"

Mr. Jing seemed surprised, too, but he soon recovered and then said, "Sorry, it must be Zhang's fault." He apologized, flashing me a warm smile. "He lied to us, so he's not a good person. Dongdong, you have to stay away from him."

I nodded faintly-mainly because Mr. Jing looked so good, even better than the girls. But then, I saw Zhang Yang smirked while pointing a finger at Mr. Jing. "Don't fuck with me, Jing Ran! You should be thanking me!"

Mr. Jing was still calm, he moved his head close to my ear and whispered-well, not really, because Zhang Yang could still hear him, "Look, Dongdong, he also swears, that's so rude."

I actually wanted to say that it was nothing, that I sometimes swore too, but looking at Mr. Jing's fairy-like appearance that day, I couldn't say it.