"Dreams aren't what they used to be."
[ summer ]
When I woke up, the first thing that came to my mind was Louis. We talked all night last night so thank god it was a Sunday today or I would never hear the end of it from my mother for missing a day of uni.
He was like a stress reliever for me, even though we've only talked for one day. Great, you're clinging onto another guy already my conscious scolded me. I debated whether it was too early to text him. I mean it was 10 am already - that wasn't too early, was it?
I was asking myself the same throughout breakfast.
Screw this.
me: hey, good morning
me: oops
me: wrong person, sorry
me: it was for my best friend, ya know?
me: she goes to school on the other side of the country
me: it's pretty hard
louis: like my dick
I laughed. Like, actually laughed genuinely out loud. I haven't done that in a long time and it honestly felt good.
me: dude wtf you're gross
louis: no really though
louis: penises are usually hard when we wake up
louis: didn't you learn that in school
me: well i'm sorry i don't go to the school of the male anatomy
me: gosh
louis: well good morning to you too, summer
me: yea whatever
louis: wait, what university do you go to?
me: why do you want to know
louis: you still don't believe i'm not 60, don't you?
me: not really :/
louis: if i send you a picture of me would you believe me?
me: for all i know you could still be a 60 year old man who got photos off some guy's facebook
louis: so what am i supposed to do? track you down and sing to you at the top of my lungs?
louis: god
me: no. that would be the third strike for me and i would be evicted
me: damn
louis: what was strike one and strike two for, then?
me: well, that's a story for another day
me: but what you can do is send me a selfie of you holding something with my name on it
louis: getting horny aren't we? ;)
me: i meant like a piece of paper or something you pervert
louis: oh
louis: [louis sent an attatchment]
Holy shit. I was amazed by the photo he sent me (no it wasn't a nude or a dick pic so don't make assumptions) because he was definitely not kidding when he said he was eye candy. I mean, damn. His jawline, and his face, his eyes - just his whole face in general was just to die for. I was starting to sound like a teenage fangirl. I should probably stop gawking at his picture.
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