Prank Calls » tomlinson

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"Dreams aren't what they used to be."

[ summer ]

When I woke up, the first thing that came to my mind was Louis. We talked all night last night so thank god it was a Sunday today or I would never hear the end of it from my mother for missing a day of uni.

He was like a stress reliever for me, even though we've only talked for one day. Great, you're clinging onto another guy already my conscious scolded me. I debated whether it was too early to text him. I mean it was 10 am already - that wasn't too early, was it?

I was asking myself the same throughout breakfast.

Screw this.

me: hey, good morning

me: oops

me: wrong person, sorry

me: it was for my best friend, ya know?

me: she goes to school on the other side of the country

me: it's pretty hard

louis: like my dick

I laughed. Like, actually laughed genuinely out loud. I haven't done that in a long time and it honestly felt good.

me: dude wtf you're gross

louis: no really though

louis: penises are usually hard when we wake up

louis: didn't you learn that in school

me: well i'm sorry i don't go to the school of the male anatomy

me: gosh

louis: well good morning to you too, summer

me: yea whatever

louis: wait, what university do you go to?

me: why do you want to know

louis: you still don't believe i'm not 60, don't you?

me: not really :/

louis: if i send you a picture of me would you believe me?

me: for all i know you could still be a 60 year old man who got photos off some guy's facebook

louis: so what am i supposed to do? track you down and sing to you at the top of my lungs?

louis: god

me: no. that would be the third strike for me and i would be evicted

me: damn

louis: what was strike one and strike two for, then?

me: well, that's a story for another day

me: but what you can do is send me a selfie of you holding something with my name on it

louis: getting horny aren't we? ;)

me: i meant like a piece of paper or something you pervert

louis: oh

louis: [louis sent an attatchment]

Holy shit. I was amazed by the photo he sent me (no it wasn't a nude or a dick pic so don't make assumptions) because he was definitely not kidding when he said he was eye candy. I mean, damn. His jawline, and his face, his eyes - just his whole face in general was just to die for. I was starting to sound like a teenage fangirl. I should probably stop gawking at his picture.