Titles in this section:
Chances
Hold on
Prompt list:
1. "The doctor said it's normal" - "Well that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt."
2. "Come with me to the other room." - "We're not going to talk about this now."
3. "Here, take my jacket." - "I told you, I'm not cold." *shivering*
4. "Why are you awake right now?"
5. "H-how long have you been standing there?" - "Long enough."
6. "You're lying, you're blushing." - "Shut up, no I'm not!"
7. "What do you have?" - "Pizza rolls and Cup O' Noodles...that's about it. Popcorn?"
8. "Is it that time of the month?" - "You literally ask me that whenever I'm mad at you!"
9. "You weren't supposed to hear that." - "Well, you shouldn't be saying it then."
10. "Don't you ever do that again! You scared the shit out of me!"
11. "You broke what?!?" - "Don't worry, I'm okay."
12."Why're you dressed like that?" - "Does that mean it looks good or should I change?"
13. "You're kidding me?!" - "Shush, my mom never taught me."
14. "I'm your lock screen?!" - "You weren't supposed to see that."
15. " I'm scared." - "You don't have to be; not as long as I'm here."
16. "Come inside, I'm sorry." - "Not until you apologize." - "I just said I'm freaking sorry."
17. "Your voice is sexy." - "Your ass is sexy."
18. "If I asked, you'd say no." - "You don't know that."
19. "It's just so little and adorable." - "That's what she said."
20. "You're not mature enough to be a parent." - "Try me."
21. "Move!" - "Why would I move if I'm so comfy where I am?"
22. "I really would've liked it if you told me your parents were coming to town." - "I really would've liked it if you put underwear on before coming into the kitchen."
23. "We bet, and you lost." - "But tattoos are permanent."
24. "Why did I marry you?" - "It took a lot of convincing."
25. "Who's texting you?" - "Umm. nobody."
26. "I want a dog." - "I want a cat."
27. "Hey, babe, look what I found." - "GET THAT OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW!!!"
28. "You've been replaced." - "Alright, we'll see how you feel when you need me to kill a spider in the shower."
29. "You forgot your book." - "No, I lost my book!"
30. "We need a vacation." - "You read my mind too much, it scares me."
31. "This bath is too damn hot." - "This is why we can't do cute things. You complain too much."
32. *Make up your own*
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