His Rebellious Nerd

Shattered

"This"

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"Is"

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"So"

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"frustrating "

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I groan while banging my head on the table repeatedly.

I look up and stare at the blue icon with an 'F' sign on the screen of laptop contemplating on whether I should give up or not.

How is it called already?
Friend book?
Fried book?
Faraday's book?
Fudge book?

What kind of book is that?
It might be a Socializing book for some or hook book to thirsty female dogs but for me it still is a Crap book.

"For the sake of stalking Cayden. Amen" I cross myself before trying to sign up for the 73629486393 th time.

Okay I'm exaggerating. Its actually only the 157 th time.

I wipe the sweat streaming down my forehead with the back of my hand since I have been sweating Nigeria falls for two hours straight.

Yep you read it right.
T-w-o Freaking hours since I'm struggling to sign up.

I crack my knuckles, ready for the trickiest part...THE USERNAME.

The plan is to stalk Cayden without revealing my identity so I have to come up with an unsuspicious username as well as well as profile picture.

Okay how about 'Smart ass? '

Wait. How is that invalid? That is my ultimate definition.
I already hate facebook.

Lets try again.

'Mega mind? '

Nope.

'Whip smart kid? '

Nope.

'Newton? '

Nope.

'Mother of Encyclopedias? '

Nope.

Uhh what shall be my username then?
'Cutiepie?'

Valid.

No way I'm losing my dignity by calling my self that.

Okay last try.
Yeah its what I've been repeating since the past two hours.

'Dweeby Nerd'

Valid.

I fist pump the air in victory and press enter.

I quickly search for 'Cayden Parker' and three hours later, I'm still tossing popcorns in my mouth while eye- raping and drooling over his pictures. Yeah I am trying to make him fall in love with me by starring at his photo instead of interacting with him.

Sue me.

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"Oh. I did not see you there" I fake a 'silly me' look towards the photo of Cayden I printed out.

"Okay let's get straight to the point."

I take a deep breath.

"I dove you."

"No. I glove you"

No. No. No

"I shove you"