the most petty pokemon villains
archie: i want to cause global warming just because i can
cyrus: i am an energy man e_e
lysandre: ur ugly so i will destroy the whole of mankind
guzma: you did nothing i'm just gonna slap u cos i can
lusamine: i fused with a jellyfish because my daughter changed her hair
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unova gymleaders are the best (bw2)
cheren: lol i will wrecc u -sends out patrat-
roxie: i'm literally 7 but i can still feed ur pokemon arsenic while singing "smells like teen spirit" by nirvana
burgh: instead of battling let's do a bob ross tutorial
elesa: nothing to be afraid of it's only the 4th gym
-sends out volt switch emolga-
clay: i like them big i like them chunky-
skyla: my eyes are up here you prick
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drayden: my abs are up here you prick 🔥
marlon: dude bro dude bro dude bro dude bro dude bro dude b
