keisha: hO ma gawd breadquanda is gonna die when she hear this i gots to go tell her lemme get up in this house lemme get up in this house b a b y.
keisha: ho ma gawd girl lemme tell you you will not believe what i just heard what i just dang heard, i just got off the phone with ashawnabufontonquibalafondelarequandalaquishabanishatishabufontrellaniquandrea
and SHE has say that she has seen darrel fucking some other lady!
deltrese: oh my gaw no way who the fuck is he fuckin now?
keisha: some bitch named deltrese.
deltrese: who?
keisha: some bitch named deltrese?
deltrese: HO mah god excuse u ma name is deltrese so you must get up out this kitchen with your blue ass weave lookin dumb ass hoe, how many my little pony dolls did it take to make that stupid weave i will snatch it so fast of your fucking head i will choke you with it bitch
so get the fuck out my kitchen okay? you best get out my face get out of here bitch i will stomp the yard on your body.
keisha: *leaves*
deltrese: tehehe oh my gawd she ran away. what a stupid bitch she a dumb hoe.
keisha: ho my gawd breadquanda lemme tell you this. lemme tell you.
breadquanda: yeah tell me what it is babeh.
keisha: i just got off the phone with ashawnabufontonquibalafondelarequandalaquishabanishatishabufontrellaniquandrea, and she has say, i got some juicy gossip for you and i said what's the deal? what's the deal? tell me, what's the deal? and she has said that she has seen darrel fucking some bitch named deltrese.
breadquanda: ho my gawd no i know that's a bald headed lie cos i had sucked his dick so hard last week that it had went
P O P
and popped clean off. and i said what the fuck am i supposed to do with this now, it's a dildo?
keisha: ho ma gay!
breadquanda: ho ma gaw!
keisha: ho ma gay!
breadquanda: ho ma gaw!
keisha: hOo ma gaY!
breadquanda: hoOoo ma gaw!
keisha: hOOOo ma gaYYy.
breadquanda: hOe ma gaw.
breadquanda: girl lets go to the club and pop our pussies.
keisha: yes girl it's time to g-o out the d-o.
