Erin: *Comes out of the Bathroom.* Oh hey Oliver! I thought you were at the Great Hall!
Oliver: nah, I decided to wait. Anyway, we have to go to Potions. Snape will kill me if I'm late again.
Erin: No, I have to go to Potions. You have to go.. To Divination.. fuck.
Oliver: Oh fuck. I still remember last year's schedule. Goddammit. What if Professor Way does something? What do I do?
Erin: Just ignore him! He's your professor, if you're feeling uncomfortable just tell him that you do...
Oliver: Do what?
Erin: That you feel uncomfortable? Oh, watch out from my ex, Malfoy... *Rolls her eyes.* He knows about it.
Oliver: Oh shit. And he's a homophobe, right?
Erin: Obviously, duh! That's why I broke up with him, Oliver!
Oliver: Fuck. Okay. I'll see you at lunch then.
Erin: See you! *Both Leaves.*
(Divination.)
Mikey: Does anyone know how to clean their crystal ball? Because if you mess yours up I will make you buy a new one. End of story. *looks around* Oliver?
Oliver: No. I don't know.
Draco: Professor Way, how was your train ride?
Mikey: Alright, Draco, but I think right now we're in Divination, not "How Was Your Train Ride" class. Focus. *looks back at Oliver* Oliver, you're sure you don't know?
Oliver: No, Professor, I don't know how to clean a crystal ball.
Draco: No, no! Tell us! We all have heard many things about your train ride!
Mikey: It was... a train ride? What does this have to do with anything? I thought I told you to focus on this.
Draco: Oliver! How was it? Was the sex any good?
(STUDENTS: OOOOOHHHH.)
Oliver: You have got to be fucking kidding! *jumps out of his chair, leaps at Malfoy* I'll fucking destroy you!
Mikey: *Mind: Fuck.*
Malfoy: Destroy? Me?! My father will hear about this!
Oliver: *grabs Draco's collar* You go right ahead! You scared little bitch, I'll beat your ass!
Malfoy: *Grabs Oliver's hair and bangs his head on the desk.*
Oliver: *Shakes his head, pulls back and slams his fist into Draco's shoulder*
Malfoy: *Grabs his wand out of his pocket about to cast: the Cruciatus Curse.*
Random student: *yelling* Professor Way! Do something!
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EMO HOGWARTS: THE ROLEPLAY || ✔️
General FictionA CRAZY COLLAB WITH @loki_snape INVOLVING ORIGINAL CHARACTERS, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE/EMO REFERENCES, AND HARRY POTTER. ENJOY AND MERRY CRISIS. NOTE: NONE OF THIS HAPPENED. NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS ARE OURS EXCEPT OLIVER AND ERIN. ALSO, THE HOUSES HAV...
