Oliver: That was fun.. *Pants.*
Mikey: Yes..
Erin: *Burst inside the room.* OLIVER-
Oliver: OH SHIT ERIN.
Erin: What the fuck?!!!! *Turns around.* IS THIS YOUR 3RD TIME?
Oliver: 7th time?
Erin: OH MY LORD! PUT SOME CLOTHES AND GET OUT OF OLIVER'S ROOM PROFESSOR!
Mikey: Well, yes, ma'am. *Dresses up and leaves the room.*
Oliver: What happened?
Erin: I'm dating Loki!!
Oliver: WHHHHAAA?
Erin: Yes!!
Oliver: Finally someone that is good for you!
Erin: Loki is really nice-
*KNOCK KNOCK.*
Star: I GOT THE SNACKS. THE TEA SIS AND BRO.
Erin: STAR! I'M DATING LOKI-
Star: I know, I gave him advice to ask you out.
Oliver: Wait, Loki and you had a conversation.
Star: I think he would be a really good bestie!
Erin: Aw, anyways, before I was dating Loki... I was *whispers: making out with Snape.*
Oliver: Oh my merlin.
Star: Seriously? Snape is 38, and Loki is young-
Erin: Loki is 2,678 years old.
Oliver: I-
Star: Why you stalking Loki.
Oliver and Erin: *Laughs.*
~
Lucius: So, she's dating someone?
Snape: Who?
Lucius: I heard the name by Loki.. Isn't he a god?
Snape: Yes, he is.
Lucius: We have to do something..
Snape: Erin is mine.
Lucius: I got her fi-
Loki: You all hurt her heart, when I won't.
Snape: Excuse me?
~Flashback~
Erin: Before I dated you, hours ago, I was with Professor Snape, doing things with him. I realized he was using me for pleasure...
Loki: Sometimes, when someone wants pleasure, they are ready to commit with you. Like me, I will give you some space and if you are ready..
Erin: Thanks, Loki... *Kisses lips.*
Loki: Don't worry.. *Kisses cheek.*
~ pReSeNt~
Snape: She thinks about me like that..
Loki: Don't blame her, you've hurt her. *Leaves.*
Lucius: I didn't do anything wrong, she was just my other wom-
Snape: Shut it, Lucius.
~
Oliver: *Moans.* Oh yes!!!
Mikey: Shh.. They can hear us through my class.
Oliver: Y-Yes..
Mikey: *Starts getting faster.*
Erin: Professor Way, Star-
Mikey: OH MY GOD.
Erin: WHY HERE?! I AM JUST GETTING STAR'S BOOK.
Oliver: LEAVE!
Erin: Oh my merlin!
~
Oliver: This is fu-
Mikey: Do you wanna take this serious?
Oliver: What?
Mikey: Each day, I... I feel this intense feeling with you, and I-
Oliver: Sorry, but... I um.. gotta go?
Mikey: Wait, what?
Oliver: I really gotta go. Um... nice sex?
Mikey: Wait-
Oliver: *Door shuts.*
~
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EMO HOGWARTS: THE ROLEPLAY || ✔️
General FictionA CRAZY COLLAB WITH @loki_snape INVOLVING ORIGINAL CHARACTERS, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE/EMO REFERENCES, AND HARRY POTTER. ENJOY AND MERRY CRISIS. NOTE: NONE OF THIS HAPPENED. NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS ARE OURS EXCEPT OLIVER AND ERIN. ALSO, THE HOUSES HAV...
