CHAPTER 18: SEX IS SERIOUS GUYS

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Oliver: I just like the sex! Not him!

Erin: Sometimes, you have to take sex serious.

Oliver: I don't do those..

Erin: It's okay. *Hugs Oliver.*

*KNOCK KNOCK.*

Erin: I'll be right there! *Whispers: Oliver, you have to leave. You have the cloak right?*

Oliver: *Nods.* Bye, Erin. *Wears Cloak and Goes to the other door to leave.*

Erin: Who's there-

Snape: *Opens the door.* You think of me like that?!

Erin: Professor Snape, what are-

Snape: DON'T.. Don't give me that bullshit. Don't call me Professor..

Erin: Professor Snape, there are students sleeping-

Snape: I am the Head of this House. I don't care.. *Cast a Silencing Spell.*

Erin: What is it you want?

Snape: I want.. I want you.

Erin: You want me?

Snape: Yes-

Erin: I need someone who NEEDS me.. If you want me, I'm sorry.. I can't.

Snape: Erin, I-

Erin: YOU HAVE TO EARN ME. Do you know how many guys have already broke my heart?

Snape: And this is why you need someone like me. Who can protect you.

Erin: I don't need you! I'm going out with Loki and he treats me far better than you ever did! I can't believe I ever thought being with you was a good idea! Lucius Malfoy lied to me, you tried to break my family.. He tried to rape me.

Snape: He?

Erin: Tom Riddle.

(DUN! DUN!)

*Oliver appears.*

Oliver: *runs over to Erin* Is he giving you shit? Cause I'll break his nose if he is.

Snape: Do you know too?

Oliver: About what?

Erin: Professor Snape, get out.

Snape: Someone tried to rape her?

Oliver: Erin? You never... Wait, you mean that day..

Erin: Yes, it was that day.

Oliver: You didn't try to tell me...

Erin: I was scared.. He was my first love.

Snape: How did you even meet him?

Erin: I am an Asgardian, and I am 2,345 years old-

Loki: Babe, I'm here-

Erin: Loki.. Hey! *Grabs his arm.*

Loki: What is he doing here? *Glares at Snape.*

Oliver: He's leaving. As soon as possible.

Mikey enters, seeing this.

Mikey: Oliver... I have to talk to you.

Oliver: Professor? I-

Mikey: Now, Oliver.

Oliver: *sighs* Hey Loki, punch this greasy haired shitbag for me! *mikey drags him out*

Mikey: What was that?

Oliver: *delibrately misunderstands* Snape used Erin for sex! Of course I'm mad!

Mikey: No! Back in my classroom!

Oliver: *fidgets with his hands* Um... see, I'm pretty aromantic...

Mikey: Meaning what.

Oliver: I don't fall in love easily or often. It happens so rarely sometimes I just think I don't love anyone like that.

Mikey: Oh.

Oliver: It's not that I don't like you! Mikey, you've been an inspiration to me since... since I was thirteen! You have to believe that I care about you!

Mikey: And what about Draco?

Oliver: What do you mean?

Mikey: I saw you two in the hallway after the musical number you did in the Great Hall. He looked... upset.

Oliver: *mumbles* Upset is an understatement.

Mikey: Do you feel anything for him?

Oliver: I don't know!

Mikey: *sadly* Do you feel anything for me?

Oliver: That's just it! I've never been in love! I don't know how I feel!

Mikey: I'm sorry, Oliver. I didn't- I didn't know. *Starts to walk away.*

Oliver: Mikey! *runs after him and grabs his sleeve* Please!

Mikey: What am I supposed to do, Oliver? How can you make this less worse than it is?

Oliver: *tears are in his eyes, he's really close to crying* I- I know that I need to learn what love feels like. And I've never felt this way about anybody! Ever! Except- *he stutters* You and Draco.

Mikey: Oli...

Oliver: *tears begin to fall* I just don't want to lose either of you.

Mikey: Then we should go find Draco. Work this out.

Oliver: Do you like Draco too?

Mikey: *laughs quietly* I don't know, Oli. Let's go.

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