EMO HOGWARTS: THE ROLEPLAY || ✔️

CHAPTER 20: YOU FUCKED UP THE NECROMANCY

Random Girl: *Moans.*

Snape: *Goes in and harder.* Fuck..

Random Girl: Fuck me..

Snape: *Thinks about Erin.* Get out..

Random Girl: What? *Stands up.*

Snape: I said get out. Now. *Fixes his robes and stands.*

Random Girl: Whatever.. Where's my money?

Snape: You get your money when I get off. I didn't. So you don't get paid.

Random Girl: You fuc-

Snape: GET OUT!

Random Girl: *Leaves.*

Snape: Jesus Christ.

*KNOCK KNOCK*

Snape: WHAT THE FUCK-

Hallucination Erin: Severus?

Snape: Erin! You- You're here?

Hallucination Erin: Of course, silly! I came back for you! *Kisses his cheek.*

Snape: B-But..

Hallucination Erin: My love.. I love you..

Snape: So you forgive me?

Hallucination Erin: Oh darling.. This is just your imagination.

Snape: W-What?

Hallucination Erin: Oh? You think she will forgive you!? You're an old, cruel man.. That greasy hair of yours..

Snape: *Slowly touches hair.* What?

Hallucination Erin: Oh my- Goodbye, Severus. *fuckin disappears bitch*

Snape: ERIN! ERIN!

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Snape: *Gasps from dream.*

(So the sex never happened readers Oops!, SO DON'T FUCKING HATE SNAPE YOU FILTHY ANIMALS.) (From Luke/Oliver: its okay if you do she just loves him a bit too much you knew what u were getting into when u started reading this ok)

Snape: She's really dead...

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Oliver: Fenrir! Fenrir!

Fenrir: *Unbuckles belt.* Is this what you wanted?

Oliver: P-Please.. Don't do this.

Fenrir: You'll want this.

Oliver: *Screams.*

Sirius: *COMES AND SAVES THE FUCKING DAY.* YOU FURRY DILDO, GET AWAY FROM OLIVER! *Shoots a Spell causing Fenrir to die.*

Oliver: Sirius!

Sirius: NO TIME TO WASTE. ERIN IS GETTING RESURRECTED-

Oliver: So Lucius kept his end of the deal...

Sirius: What? No.. Loki and Star are resurrecting Erin.

Oliver: Oh. Guess the deal's off then. *He's still fucking chained to the wall.* Now can you get me the fuck out of these?

Sirius: Oh. Okay, I got it. *Zaps the shit and poof its gone lmao*

Oliver: *Wiggles out of the chain and moves like a fucking worm.* Let's go.

Sirius: *looks like he wants to bleach his eyeballs* Yeah.

Oliver: *Apparates (Teleports.)*

Sirius: *Apparates.*

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Star: Erin.. Erin!!!!

Loki: Erin?

Erin: Who are you guys..?

Loki: Erin, it's me.. Loki.

Erin: Who?

Oliver: *poofs* Erin!

Erin: Who are you..?

Oliver: I'm Oliver! Your best friend, remember?

Erin: Best friend..? Who are you all..?

Oliver: Fuck.

Star: OH SHIT! I did the resurrection wrong.. I did the 1st one, not the 2nd one.

Loki: What's the difference? 

Star: The 2nd one is when the person you are resurrecting remembers everything.. 

Oliver: What the fuck bro!!? 

Star: Sorry! 

Loki: We have to make a new identity for Erin. They'll kill her again.

Oliver: Erin Irving..

Loki: That's a good one.. I'll take that.

(ERIN'S NEW NAME IS Erin IRVING.)

Erin: Hm.. I'm cold..

Loki: Here, *Takes cape off and gives it to her.* 

Erin: T-Thank you, where are we going?

Loki: We'll be going to Hogwarts, your school..

Erin: School..

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McGonagall: SHE'S ALIVE? SHE'S DEAD FOR AT LEAST 5 WEEKS!

Dumbledore: Well, now she's back.. Minerva. Call Severus down. He needs to see this.

McGonagall: *calls Snape*

Snape: *Groans.* What is so important at 2 in the morning?

Dumbledore: They are in my office.. See for yourself.

Snape: *Goes in.* Wh-

Erin: Hm? *Looks at the Man.*

Snape: Erin?

Erin: ...S-Severus?

Snape: Erin!

Erin: *Hugs.*

Oliver: What the fuck?

Loki: No. No. Oh my god.

Star: What?

Loki: She only remembers Severus- 

Oliver: Oh my god. 

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