~ Few Months Later ~
Erin: Oh my god! My sister is coming to visit!
Oliver: .-. As in Genevieve is coming to visit us?
Erin: Yes!
Snape: Your sister was smarter than you, love. *Kisses Erin's forehead.*
Oliver: WELL THEN-
Erin: Did you just insult your own fiancee?!
*KNOCK KNOCK*
Oliver: Bitch, I'm scared of Genevieve. She's basically the stepmother in Cinderella, she's fucking scary as hell.
Genevieve: Oliver! Hello!!! *Hugs Oliver very tight.*
Erin: *Mind: She has never hugged Oliver-*
Genevieve: WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR FIANCEE, ERIN?!
Oliver: SNAPE RUN SHE'S COMING AFTER YOU HOE
Snape: I am the fiancee of your sister, Ms. King.
Genevieve: Professor Snape?! Wait, wait, hUh?!
Oliver: Erin, you didn't tell her?
Erin: No.. Sorry, sis.
Genevieve: At least you picked a hot Professor. Hm. *Drops suitcases on the floor.*
Oliver: Imma go...
Mikey: Hey babe. *Kisses lips.*
Oliver: Aw hi! *Kisses him*
Draco: Hey, baby.. *Kisses Oliver.*
Oliver: Hi other babe *giggles and kisses back*
Mikey: MOVE, MR. MALFOY.
Draco: HE'S ALSO MINE.
Mikey: I GOT HIM FIRST FYI!
Oliver: Guys, chill. Group hug.
Loki: *Comes inside the room.* Oh- WHY THE FUCK AM I SINGLE?!
Oliver: Loki! Then, go meet up with some girls then!
Loki: Oh God no.
Oliver: OMG, ARE YOU GAY?? CAUSE I HAVE A SHIT TON OF SINGLE GAY GUY FRIENDS.
Loki: No, I'm not gay. I'm not sure I'm ready for another girl yet.
Oliver: It's been months, Loki. *whispers* And Erin's sister is here for a visit. You can hit that! *gets excited*
Genevieve: Where's the- YOU???????? *Stares at Loki*
Loki: GENEVIEVE?!
Genevieve: Loki?!
Oliver: SEE I FUCKING TOLD YALL!
*FLASHBACK.*
Genevieve: *Walks around Asgard Castle.*
Loki: *Sees the lady, and approaches her.* Why is a beautiful woman walking around here instead of being in my bedroom?
Genevieve: Maybe it's because that woman doesn't exactly like a guy like you?
Loki: Impossible. I've been told I'm simply *lifts an eyebrow* irresistible.
Genevieve: Funny to hear that. I'm Genevieve, and thanks for wasting my precious time.
Loki: Do you even know who I am?
Genevieve: Loki. Puny God.
Loki: I'm going to let that slide this once. And I'm going to make you wish you were with me instead. However long that might take.
Genevieve: *Scoffs* Good luck.
~Few Months in Asgard.*
Loki: She's playing hard to get..
Thor: Do you have any idea who that lady is?
Loki: Not exactly...
Thor: She is the President of the Magical Congress of The United States of America.
Loki: She's fucking what?
Thor: Language, brother! And yes, she protects our realm so humans won't know we exist..
Loki: Well, hm..
Thor: She's a higher rank than you are..
Loki: Fuck me...
Thor: *laughing* I like seeing you bested, Loki.
Loki: Not for long.
Genevieve: *Comes in and sees Loki, then rolls eyes.*
Thor: Ms. King! Come!
~ PRESENT ~
Genevieve: How on earth are you here?! Odin has been searching everywhere for you!
Loki: Aw, you ca-
Genevieve: Save it.
Loki: Yes, ma'am.
Oliver: *giggles a bit from the corner where he, Mikey and Draco are one step away from doing some indecent stuff on the carpet*
Snape: *Sees Genevieve.* Your room is prepared..
Genevieve: Thanks, Professor. *leaves the room*
Loki: *Stares.*
Erin: Like my sister?
Loki: She's hard to please..
Oliver: *giggles from the same damned corner. This time when yall look over, he, Mikey and Draco are sharing a blunt.*
Erin: She's a widow. Her husband died in the Wizarding War, it's hard for her..
Loki: That's not what she told me..
Erin: You've met each other?
Loki: Yes, we had..
Snape: Erin, may I speak to you for a moment? *leaves the room*
~ END OF SEASON ONE MOTHERFUCKERS HAHAHA ~
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General FictionA CRAZY COLLAB WITH @loki_snape INVOLVING ORIGINAL CHARACTERS, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE/EMO REFERENCES, AND HARRY POTTER. ENJOY AND MERRY CRISIS. NOTE: NONE OF THIS HAPPENED. NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS ARE OURS EXCEPT OLIVER AND ERIN. ALSO, THE HOUSES HAV...