//balloons, elephants, and strawberry jam//

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wannaberainbow & Alexis_Irwin this one I think you'll find cute :)
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I was fuming from Darby and David's visit earlier. After they had left, I stormed up into my room and slammed my door. I pulled off my clothes to change into some comfier ones. I collapsed on my bed, pulling out my phone to play some flappy bird.
"Go! Go! SHIT. WHY DID YOU DIE YOU DIRTY BIRD YOU."
"I WILL KILL YOU WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE LIPS."
"BIRDS DONT HAVE LIPS."
"IT LOOKS LIKE A VAGINA."
After I finally got fed up, I put my phone down and began watching pretty little liars. I was cuddled in my blankets half asleep when I felt my phone buzz.

From: Reynold 🙊
I just saw David get home. Everything go ok?

To: Reynold 🙊
I guess. I'm just upset. He's a dick and Darby is a real bitch.

From: Reynold 🙊
Awwwwwwwww I'm sorry !! U know wat makes me feel better when I'm sad? BALLLOOOONNNSSSSS 🎈

To: Reynold 🙊
OMG CAN I HAVE A BALLOON

From: Reynold🙊
ACTUALLY MY DAD GOT MEH A BALLOON KIT I CAN MAKE U 1 SHAPED LIKE A ELEPHANT 🎈🐘

To: Reynold🙊
Nty elephants scare me😂

From: Reynold🙊
What. WHAT. No.

To: Reynold🙊
They're big .

From: Reynold🙊
Like my peeeenisss.🍆

I died right then. I couldn't stop laughing. His penis. HIS DICK.

To: Reynold🙊
Moving on from your dick, do you think strawberry jam would be good on a pickle?

From: Reynold🙊
I like peanut butter on pickles

To: Reynold🙊
OMG WE ARE ONE WE ARE THE SAME

From: Reynold🙊
Well then since we r 1, how does my 1 feel about catching a movie on Friday?

I froze, and felt a huge smile grow on my face.

To: Reynold🙊
This one is in! As long as there are no elephants 😉

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HI
OKAY SO I AM REALLY SHIPPING REY AND GIL RN
JUST YEAH
NEXT CHAPPY HAS A TWIST
I THINK YOU'LL LIKE IT
OKAY
BYE
-jaelyn

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