•"What?"=illogical talk by female
Shouta Eraserhead Aizawa! You are so dead!"
"Kitten I ended up on call with an Eight Precepts of Death situation."
"No, you don't want anyone to know about me. I'm your cute little villainess for your kinky shit but your too embarrassed or concerned about your hero reputation."
"Nyx..."
"Don't Nyx me! From now on it's Miss Cal Tradet and your Mr. Aizawa. Whatever this is, is no longer!"
"Andreea I'm sorry. What can I do to make this right?"
"You can't! My mom is leaving tomorrow morning. She came here especially to meet you but you've been too busy saving this corner of the world. My mom thinks I'm wasting my time on you."
"What?"
"What do you mean what? She fucking knows who you are! She told me the sex couldn't possibly be that good to be hooked up with a goody two boots like you!"
Nyx huffed. "You are about as hard to derail as child's train set."
"Did she now? And how would she know?". Shouta scowled.
"She's older than she looks..."
"Yeah she was young when she had you from the looks of it." Aizawa said then flinched "that didn't come out right."
"How old does she look?"
"Thirty five..."he said smugly.
"You're math is off dumbass."
"By how much? Ten years?" Shouta was grumpy now.
"Times fifteen..." Nyx stated "eminent derailing about to happen."
"What the fuck? She's like five hundred and twenty five!?" Eraser sputtered. "Your mother is a vampire?"
"Just because she has slowed aging and is Romanian doesn't make her a vampire, double dumbass!"
"It would explain a lot..."he said out loud only to regret it.
"Oh! So my shadow ability and heightened senses, that makes me a dhampir? If I was a dhampir I would stake your ass and then lie that you had become a ghoul so you needed to be killed to save the public. I was putting you out of your misery."
"No one would believe you kitten."
"I don't exist...my mother doesn't exist...oh wait! Vampires can glamour weak minded idiots!"
"What? Glitter? You lost me babe..." Aizawa said trying to keep a straight face.
"Glamour asshole! * Not fucking glittery blood drinking fairies! Jesus Christ! Vampires don't sparkle!"
"You sure do seem to know a lot about vampires...babe" the corners of his mouth tugging to to smile.
"Trying to be funny or make me laugh isn't going to work this time! Nyx's eyes were watery "it just proves my point...I'm nothing but your kinky fuck kitty toy."
With that statement Nyx turned to swirling shadows and went through the floor which was quite disconcerting as they were standing on a ground floor.
"Nyx? Andreea?"
(Internal dialogue between logical and emotional aspects)
•"good job Shouta at upsetting her."
"•quiet you, that part of my brain."
•"just saying...."
•"I said be quiet so I can think better. Where would she go?"
•"maybe if you actually knew more about her you would know where she would go in a time like this but I'll shut up now..."
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Fanfiction🎱On Hiatus (One 🍋 Shots)(🔞) (on going) Just because there can't ever be enough of Shouta Aziawa. Those heavy lidded eyes that say sleep or your bedroom. Black always looks good on him. Scars are sexy and that damn scarf yells "tie her up in a...