🥜Bust A Nut Birthday part (1)

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"Shouta what am I supposed to get you for your birthday and it better not having anything to do with bows and me naked..."

"Andreea I don't need anything but you. Save your money...for something that doesn't break the law like that motorcycle you bought."

(Dodge Tomahawk speed 420 mph & not street legal)

"Well, if you were an entrepreneur like me, I wouldn't have to find fast things to ride aggressively

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"Well, if you were an entrepreneur like me, I wouldn't have to find fast things to ride aggressively...old man."

"That dirty old man to you girl..."

"What is this stupid no nut November nonsense?"

"No sex or masturbating for a month..."

"Well that's just stupid! Did a woman come up with this so not to get pestered?"

"I doubt it since Destroy Dick December..." Shouta replied. " masturbate 31 times."

"So Hizashi is going to have blisters?" Nyx asked half serious.

"Eeeeh babe! Terrible visual!" Shouta looked concerned.

"So are you doing this idiot bullshit? We have world hunger and war but men are concerned about not masturbating or sex for a month and then rubbing the skin off for the next month. Its a wonder the fucking human race survives...Fuck! More wars probably start in November because of sexual frustration!!"

"Babe that's kind mean." Shouta said.

"Hmm, Helen of Troy ring a bell?" Nyx wiggled her eyebrows.. "I forgot the rule on men: Kill it or do it..."

"What?" Shouta looked confused.

"Men's behavior can be broken down into two aspects: kill it or do it."

"Oh, so smarty, what is with women? I want to hear this!" Shouta gave her a raised eyebrow.

"That's so easy. Do it, Create it, kill it. Do it is to play and have fun for a definition. Create it can also mean fix it like bad boys." she smirked.

"Hmm, so no nut November is?"

"Do it...acting like little boys. Most will fail but it comradry and to talk about when drinking beer." She looked at him "Are you doing this?"

"Hizashi and I thought about challenging each other...."

"And since two days into November?" she asked. "And your birthday is on the eighth...how's that going to work?"

"Hizashi wants to take me for a couple of beers the night before, some band he's introducing. I won't be home late.. Just let me know the plan for the official day. It can be lowkey babe."

So the next day Nyx texted Mic about the beers on the night before.

Nyx: Ashi can I join for beers

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